A Mad Dash Through Time and Space - Chapter One
"i woke up extra early, even earlier than i usually do, so i could get a letter to derpy before her morning route.
furry musical
We like to be silly, goofy, derpy dance, prance, and siiiinnggg. hey hey we're the furries come and take our paws..... we'll romp and stomp and swish our tails all day long.... come along and join the fun.
Weirdly Reacquainted
Now i just wanna catch up, maybe be her friend, maybe i can be something more along the lines of a friend and less of a weird, crazy, derpy little bastard. x3 i didn't see you there today last time i did you thought me as weird an enigma an anomaly someone
The End Isn't Always The End
Everyone that knew her, loved her, and called her a friend came to say their farewells, every pony from derpy, all the way up to the three princesses, celestia, luna, and cadence.
Refusal
I'm trying to find one that isn't looking derpy," i say as i took the owl from his hands and stuffs it back onto the self, "put more effort into it will you?
Doloroso Despertar
derpy y pinkie pie se acercan, y gritan entusiasmadas ¡a qué hemos venido! todos los ponis de fondo gritan ¡a divertirnos! en ese momento una pony unicornio desconocida hasta por pinkie pie toma la palabra.
LAFF Pups Episode 2: Sparks of Friendship
"they are the muscles that make you able to bend your arms and legs under all that blue and white fur so without them you couldn't pull a sled, you derpy husky," replied aniro.
Just Once: The First Morning
Then they said their vows, kissed, and albus woke up to a symphony of sizzling pancakes, his own heavy breathing and joyful sobbing, and a very derpy-looking brown talking (but not upright) kitten meowing.
Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!
If they look derpy as hell, they won't creep the fuck out of me at night. "so, who are we buying the house from?"
Coffee Beans
It was just derpy old simon struggling with the coffee machine. " what are you doing up this early you numbskull?" i growled, rather annoyed that i had been surfaced at two in the morning.
Cupcakes Re-done (Rough Draft)
This is rainbow's cutie mark, and derpy's, and fluttershy's,and- well, i don't have time to explain them all. anyways, this isn't what i need you for. here's what i need you to look at. she pulled out a shawl made out of white fur: pony fur.
Obamon Meal 7
Clearly this is the only the highest honors for someone receiving a derpy. after all, those in old school cartoons are legendary."