Warrior's Blood, Chapter 1: The Ruin
"but it's so absurd i don't even know if i should bother saying it." "more absurd than a dinosaur living in medieval times?" "fair enough. there's no way to be sure, but... i think this is a dragon."
Introducing Ieesha to Earth
She didn't kidnap princesses or hoard treasure; ideas which she found alarming and absurd; instead, she loved knowledge and books.
Tales from the DHA city: the dragon refugee (part 1?)
He reopened his eyes, diverting them from that absurd light, in his mind only one thought: _escape._ but at the very moment he turned left, his head collided against something solid, but invisible… “you’re safe here, little one.”
Flight School
The air was rushing past her at an absurd rate, and all her thoughts were blown out of her head. then suddenly the air was going _just_ fast enough, and her wings caught the air and lifted her up.
Mizalin-on-Sky: Fledgling Friendship
_ what an absurd idea!" "hmm? what's absurd?" caden asked. "what? what thing?" jarzyl said. "you were muttering things under your breath, saying something is absurd?" caden inquired. jarzyl blinked.
Victorious
Well, rovest all but collapsed down onto the beach beside the grey blob of shark that had driven him to such absurd heights of greed, gluttony, and obesity. "hey there..."
Fluffy Destruction
When the absurdly-sized pokémon took another step chunks of warped metal and broken concrete rained from the underside of its paw onto several of the unlucky people below.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 61
"then what is with all this absurdity!? put down that cloak this very instant! sarah? sarah! i'm serious!" "so am i!"
Silhouette of a Dream Chapter I
When the absurd notion that this was "god's" will crossed the fox's mind he dismissed it as he would a fly... however, as the gale blew past, the fox it felt as though hands were trying to pull him back down the right road.
Pedigree - Ch4.
The book pressed against my ribs reminded me, absurdly, of the squire’s pendant. hidden lineage. magic in the blood. there was no such explanation waiting for me inside that house. no revelation that would tidy everything up.
The Politics of Predators: A Praetorian Side Story
"the entire notion of forcing those who work hard for their income to pay for those who do not work hard, or even work to provide for themselves is absurd.
Videl vs. Pan! A Bored Burp-Off!
Videl paused for a moment, but then chuckled at the absurdity of the situation, "ok, but the loser gets punished for six months in lieu of three." "deal!" pan shouted, her eyes shining with enthusiasm.