Bears in Space pt4
He wasn't using a shovel, instead he had a hoe, so i had the joy of him making a sex joke every ten minutes. “'molest', that's an interesting word choice. do you think that what we are doing is wrong?"
City of Light: Chapter 23
The lumarian bird seems to have reneged on his word, what a fucking joke—" lyndis halted abruptly, as she realized that the occupant of the interrogation room was not the white-tiger gryphon she had faced before but one adorned with burnt-orange feathers,
The Swords that Bind- Part 7 The First Sword Found!
I inwardly smirked at the sex joke, before telling her my age. "ancient." she copied back, and i rolled my eyes again. she measured my height and weight with her little gizmo and entered them in quickly.
Roommates: Chapter 1: Let The Games Begin
You pull a sex joke every chance you get, and let's not recap what happen when you were drunk." "lin, i thought we agreed _not_," yasmin said in a testy voice as she heel kick raven causing her to slam off the floor.
An Otter's love and polarbear sadness
"i really didn't know" as the music ended and the host started to talk about how martha stewart was only several weeks from getting out prison, i turned the radio off and wonder why they can't leave the poor rabbit woman alone, there are enough sex joke
Recovery, Step Four
"this is not a fucking joke, ellen!" i roared, my insides scorched in rage. "chris could seriously hurt himself! do you have any common sense at all? where'd he go?" "mark's apartment." "you let him go see mark?!" "again, you're a fantastic listener.
3:6 Daughter Of The Earth And Sky
What a fucking joke..." his voice trailed off, and his good eye looked angered. "they wanted something that could run itself. but since people are so unpredictable, especially with their money, any program written was obsolete by the next week.
A Star In The Glass
This is all a fucking joke!” “no, captain. i cannot lie to you.” boa replied, and kylene wanted to punch the glass, and she would have if she could move her damn arms! “i know that! you just fucking told me my entire crew is dead!
Against All Odds: Part 16 - Home Truths
"you'd best be fucking joking." nathan rarely heard his father curse outright at him, only when he'd been in severe trouble as a youngster. "i'm starting to wish i was." "velika? you're in velika!?" "by the gods."
Maybe This Will be the Day
_great he thinks saying i love you to me is a fucking joke! well at least i know he didn't sneak into my room to creep._skyla thought to herself, the thought still depressed her a bit "sorry."
Chapter 10
Then, of course, loryn had to make some terrible sex joke about permanent limps . . ." zalia squeezed her eyes shut. "you do a _terrible_ yzlo." "i do not!"
Chapter 16
"it doesn't really matter, i suppose, just a feeling that keeps slipping in...and then out again...and yes, you can make a sex joke, if you'd like, because i realize that it can be taken that way." "well.