_What is it like to lay an egg?_ Gidget thought dreamily as she looked at a picture of Max and her on the wall.
Gidget had seen a girl bird the other day lay an egg after falling in love with a boy bird, and it was from that moment that Gidget knew...
Egg Laying, Gidget, Humor, M/F, Max, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Secret life of pets
Earth shakes shattered the earth, lightning flashed through the sky. A longneck cried out in agony and grief as contractions racked her body.
The land had changed, her mate had set out in search for a better place to raise their young, but the path...
Apatosaur, Dinosaur, Egg Laying, Grief, Labor, Land Before Time, Mother, Oviposition, Pain, Son
"Hey, uh Rex, look at this."
Rex continued tapping away at his video game too caught in the moment to catch that he was being spoken to.
"Hey Rex, look at this."
Rex looked up, finally noticing Trixie standing next to him, watching him.
"Oh hey...
Dinosaur, Egg Laying, Forky, Humor, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Rex, Toy Story, Trixie, screaming
"So why are we here?" Raya asked as Sisu landed on the docks off Talon's Port City.
"I wanted to check out the markets, see if I could find any inspiration on what to do with my egg." Sisu replied as Raya climbed off her back.
"Okay," Raya replied,...
Dragon, Egg Laying, Oviposition, PG-13ish, Pain, Raya and the last dragon, Sisu, pee, raya
Sisu infiltrated Fang, put one foot in front of the other as she walked down the hallway with determination-
And then she stopped, catching her reflection in the mirror.
She looked at her face - she didn't get out with mirrors much these days - you...
Dragon, Egg Laying, Embarrassing stuff, Namaari, Oviposition, PG-13ish, Pain, Raya and the last dragon, Sisu
Moments later, barb stood folded over, looking at her egg, laying at her feet, very, very exhausted.
"what's this?" she asked, feeling the egg with her talons.
"it looks like an egg," observed her friend.
Bird, Egg, Egg Laying, Humor, Ostrich, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Switch up, agony, fun, hummingbird, witch
**CHAPTER 9**
It was Mother's Day when Orca finally decided to act.
While any normal child would start the day by giving their mother breakfast in bed, instead, the little monster leaped into her mother's bed and started hopping up and down shouting...
Dethroned, Dragon, Egg Laying, Fanfiction, Humor, Oviposition, Pain, Pee-Pee, Trechery, Wings of fire, potty, urination
The wind was warm that night as a winged creature flitted through the sky, visible only when it passed in front of stars or clouds. It was looking for a safe, secluded spot, though it wasn't sure why. Only that it must fly quickly and land soon....
Amaris, Birth, Blood, Cougar, Cunt Boy, Death, Dragon, Egg Laying, Hybrid, Oviposition, Short, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf
Ammit towered over the Pyramids of Giza as her and Khonshu duked it out into the night.
Taweret watched from her new Avatar Layla El-Faouly in bewilderment. What was she of all deities supposed to do to stop this?
Then she remembered, she was the...
Alternate Ending, Ammit, Battle, Easter eggs, Egg Laying, Humor, Moon Knight, Oviposition, Pain, Taweret, goddesses, what if
"oh huzzy," puffy poofy kiwi explained, "they say it hurt, they say egg laying a-make me want to die!"
poor puffy poofy burst so poofily into tears. puffy poofy huzzy wrapped hi' wings around her.
Adorable, Bird, Cute, Doofy, Egg, Egg Laying, Humor, Illiterate, Kiwi, Oofy, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, poofy, puffy, silly
Merida: Mom, I want a car.
Mom: We have a car at home.
Car at...
Birth, Bye-Bye Braincells, Car, Chicken, Egg Laying, Hen, Humor, M/F, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Toyota, stupid
#6 of the egg laying of mrs. easter bunny
the egg laying of mrs. easter bunny has officially been labeled public domain on wattpad.
Bunny, Bunny rabbit, Cute, Easter Bunny, Easter Factory, Egg Laying, Eggs, Female, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Humor, M/F, Morbid, Ouch, Oviposition, PG-13, Pain, Rabbit, masochist, sadism, the end