Visitor's Vita

Was i just "being an old fart," wanting things "the way they used to be," or is it that relationships in this 21stcentury have become electronic-only? intimacy seems to exist only through texts and video, rather than really being together.

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MHO pt 4 - Quality Time - Chapter 7

Bit where th' ether jarzin get all-" "tipsy oan thir oon damn farts," daisy helpfully suggested. aelana snorted in amusement before continuing. "aye, that. she's mair serious.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book IX Chapter 10

"this guy looks like he's smelling his own farts" iris commented with a full accented, soft voice, her head remained focused on the floor, however the claws that pierced her lips were no longer there, resting where they belonged the consequence of their

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{Babyfur} Toddler At The Workplace (1/2)

Instinctively, oliver gets into a squat and starts softly grunting as his leafy tail starts to hike up; with a brief bout of flatulence, oliver deposits a big and firm solid into his diaper, forming a noticeable lump in the back of his pants.

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The First Door

"and who else would lick farts with me?" chuckling softly, the dog reached a forepaw toward the voice, felt it grasped in two strong forepaws and kissed a dozen times. "you're here," he concluded softly.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book IX Chapter 12

The voice she let out was like a whine as if someone would let out a whizzing fart "my body, your body sugar, i do not know how the flesh feels like" he raised one of his paws, stopping it centimeters before the magenta chest, toes shaking excitedly the

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Lonely Oak Chapter 28

The other old farts began trickling in. some of them were still wearing business suits, talking grown-up talk and drinking punch out of little plastic cups. suddenly rini wanted to go back home.

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Aeden and Yuki

. \* she walks to the door\* make there a in on the fart east end of the village tell them i sent you and you'll get a free room with how loud you yelled i'm sure they will even include meals. by now everyones probably heard that you will help us\* she walks

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 37

Several minutes smelling our own farts against an entirety in a latrine, the blanket is a clear winner, trust me, i'm your guide" sparx slapped his forehead. "what fools we are! it's so easy guys! if only we could see so clearly!

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Thomas Cartoon Series Double-Length Episode #2: The Pirate Adventure (ALT Cut No. 2) Part 1

Gordon: \*singing\* but please wait until i've farted. we're just getting started! \*the engines start coughing and groaning.\* gordon: \*speaking\* hey! don't look at me! i've been holding it in since we left.

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If It Bleeds It Leads

With a well placed fart, i can tell exactly what you've had to eat for the past few meals. this talent went over very well at summer camp in the fourth grade.

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A Lamb Among Wolves Ch:15

"we'll get dat old fart to be beggin ya to _'tithe'_ to his pup in no time." dawn let out a slight gasp, surprised at the hounds sudden kind declaration. "y-you mean that?' dawn stammered. ada gave a brisk nod.

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