A funny thing happened in class today (Part 1)

"i can have him arrested for prostitution if i saw fit." seeing the steely resolve in his dad's eyes, david decides it's best to not press his luck. his mom, however, saw right through his ruse.

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A Pocketful of Bombs

I was about to argue and say that i never fucked his mother, that i just wasn't into stumpy, dopey, slack-jawed, gap-toothed, mullet-wearing, chardonnay-drinking, man-eating, crack-headed, disease-carrying prostitutes anyway when another guy, a thickly built

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Tales of Zootopia: Silas, Tasha and Chauncey (GOT REALLY EMO WRITING THIS)

He had enough money for a prostitute, though. he had sex with her so rough, her vagina started bleeding. since he was circumcised at birth, the scar tissue where the foreskin should be opened up, letting blood out and letting blood in.

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Edge Walking. Chap 1: Exodus

A dancer/prostitute, jamie's stories are documented in "edge walking" with an emphasis being placed on family, friends, sexual experiences and escapades, drug abuse, eating disorders, faith, the seedier side of city life, and the hopeful side of city life.

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Hunter of Worlds: Phase1-Chapter8

She's done me a service and at the very least, i think she deserves better than being angrily labeled as a hooker. point b, i don't know anything about this place. sure, you can send me maps, but hannah is inside experience.

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Collar 18 -- Pax Vo Biscum

Many of those who had paid corley money for sexual favors from his young victims were fined much as might anyone who engaged a prostitute, but with treble fines and (often) community service for the added severity of the act involving minors and, in more cases

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Scrap: Bad Puppy

"i'm not the one standing on a streetcorner like a prostitute. i prefer... less desperate methods of getting laid." the mutt cackled.

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Dancing with Roaches: Chapter 1

But i really do think that you would make a good hooker, yourself. i can already imagine all the gay-boys ready to break-in your back-door, if you catch my drift."

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What Could Go Wrong In New Zealand?

Looks like it's all down to mall hooker & customer and the olympians, who still 45 seconds left in their penalty. "maxwell," richard says, "i don't know if i can do this anymore." "of course you can babe. did you hear them?

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Archmage, Part 6

I reply in a hushed tone, "i do admit, i'm still a bit worn out after that... but it's not the same as being expected to do people's jobs for them, unless they're prostitutes i guess.

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Dawn of the Dragon-Chapter 2

I'm not a hooker. my parents would kill me if i was." i muttered, when i've pictured her being a hooker. it was a strange image, and i couldn't believe it happened, "yeah." then she made a narrow face, "did you just picture me as one?"

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Return to Vassalized Earth: The Autonomous States

“they let a bunch of humans in every day so they can get some cash servicing the tourists and the ambassadorial staff,” frontus pressed his snout up against the window, hoping to get a peek of a prostitute, “most aren’t slaves, least not on paper.”

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