Home Again - Epilogue
Someone smarter than i pointed out that drunken people aren't typically so lucid as to able to say deep things such as "it's dangerous to confuse children with angels" but i couldn't resist.
This, is MY story Part 2
It aint my fault you jumped into bed with some scum and got your drunken little ass knocked up, so stop acting like it's my fault that your life is a god damned mess!!!!"
The Promotion
Celestia took a long look at the two drunken stallions before her and let out a long sigh. she had been ruling this kingdom for a long time and dealing with drunk stallions was nothing new.
DragonZ Chapters 1 & 2
The four dobermans had joined our little drunken rant. they had some amazing stories about how their fuck toys broke up with them too. "hell yeah man. oh shit. i got to close up for the night. sorry man." jimmy regreted to say.
'TAURSDAY: A Metamor Keep Story
Today, he felt more like the drunken fool than he had ever before. still, the unseen path did not reveal all its secrets.
Chapter 1: Surprises
Instantly, the drunkenness disappeared and i felt my face turn red. my head was spinning. _did he just..?_ i started to analyze what had just happened when my train of thoughts were broken by him saying good night and shutting the door.
The Warrior's Dove Ch: 1
Finally, finally i knew my place in town and hurried to the tavern expecting to hear the sounds of drunken pain and laughter; knowing that there would be somebody there as there was the night before. but tonight there was nothing.
Petting Zoo: Senile Sojourn
Myra laughs drunkenly at cody. paul says, "it was your risk to eat it. now let's get back to the petting zoo."
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 21)
\>that does sound… tempting, eternal hedonism and all \>you recall a discussion in anon’s car last friday where you proudly (and drunkenly) announced your intent to ‘berry ur dick in some fine wimmin’ or something to that extent \>lydia’s offer is starting
Rough Patches -- Chapter 3 -- Part One -- {Rocky Relationships}
Wouldn't want to tarnish that reputation with drunken madness." the bartender asked, his concerned face worried about the male as he poured him another bottle of whiskey. "yeah.. i'll be fine."
A Drink! A Drink!
One of my more entertaining drunken moments, hahaha! this one came to me last night after a fifth of whiskey. a drink; a drink, another for me! and one overboard for the god of the sea! a drink; a drink! another for me!
Mew's love Pt.1
Later that day jack was drunk again and as a angry drunk he started yelling at his wife for not having dinner ready on time she tried to apolygise saying it would be ready soon but none of it got pass his drunken mind like almost every night she was