The Queen and Her Army
Then she thought of how absurd it is, given that a human is likely to run away from a dragon, if not kill it right there. how does she and kendra are supposed to conquer earth like this?
Guest Lecturer
He made for the door, and this time he saw it as a bolt of pure emerald electricity leapt -straight from the gryphon's absurd hat and from it's blazing eyes of green- and grounded itself on his body, making him scream again.
A Bronze Rising: Spirited Away
I was lucidly filled with the absurdity of talking so easily with something so lowly as this tiny biped. the boy stood up finally and looked me up and down.
Story of the Year
It was onl--" "absurd!" the dog yelled. "what would you call repeatedly setting traps on every doorway and stairwell!?"
South of the Summer : Part 1
He began with a slow roll of his shoulders, his far too numerous number of tails flickering up to drape over his lap like an absurdly fluffy pillow. "how's the weather treating you?" "i feel like my feet are freezing to the insides of my boots."
Lowball
Enchanted balls will bounce off this height as if there were an invisible ceiling there, allowing for increasingly tricky shots to be made by skilled players, especially on hard surface arenas where the ball can be sent ricocheting up and down the field in absurd
A New Herd Chapter 1
I keep my fake excitement as i was left dumbfounded by this absurd display. “a-a g-gas station!" shane coming from behind with a smarmy sense of accomplishment, “yep, isn't she just the best?"
City of the Damned - Chap VII
He had little time to dwell, however, as another voice - earthy and yet otherworldly drifted by his ears; and a smell that was absurdly out of place jolted him fully awake. nature...earth...like loamy soil, spring buds.
Defeat is not Surrender
I know i ask a thing absurd a thing that rhymes with pain but if you want a kinder world you must not now abstain.
The Path of Honor
"such a one would be a fool, or driven by an absurdly powerful sense of honor." it parted its maw in a dragonish smirk, exposing two rows of serrated black fangs. "perhaps both." "i... i..."
Don't Let Go
That was absurd. no normal hat fit. his ears poked around them. and even if he could hide his tail beside his legs, for the most part, it still looked oddly bulged. to say nothing about his nose, which poked well outside the shelter of any hat or hood.
Just another Dog Chapter 2
Most birds would sleep when the sun set but rustling in the canopy above owls would be feeding their young, hunting the chittering mice in the undergrowth and in the spring, they made the most absurd noises to attract each other.