Wasteland Survivor – The story of Crystal - ch1
He kicked something metal along the floor, it clanged into the shelf next to crystal, "put those on, 'big bad', and do it slow like, i would hate to only bring back the boys one nice little piece of tail for the night." he started sniggering at the horrid pun
A Mew Life - Anthro Mew TF
Even if they're a mew too~" shi remarked with a giggle, partly at hir own pun she made. "you... really are something else, you know that?" mewtwo smirked a little. "perhaps...
The gutpunching home - Sidestory 1
They go in hand, pun intended, with the colour of his front claws. not wearing a shirt either also shows his muscles to their best advantage. "so, do we make it as usual?" "yes, yes, as usual," rampardos says with a lot of confidence.
Food Court Flirtings
By then it was too late to spout a witty pun about weight. at least those glutes jiggled as softly as they looked. the panicked trumpet keith's lack of boundaries elicited was far less desirable.
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
War of Spirits: Manual.
No pun intended. the victory conditions are to either win the race in 1st place, or take out all the other racers before the final lap. 1. only one spirit can be used in this mode. 2. only enhancement cards are usable. 3.
The King Goes Out on a Data
She blinked, then scratched at her head a bit; "w-was that a pun, considering we're on a date right now...?" laughing, "i guess it was." she really can't be that transparent, can she? he thought, just what the heck did june tell her?
Courtship 8: Three Wheels on a Bicycle Built for Two
The writing was reliant on puns and the tension relied on two different men going for the same woman, whose feelings seemed almost superfluous to the entire movie. wrapping it in a faux-fantasy setting hadn't really improved the experience either.
Corrupted Souls-Chapter One
No pun intended. heh, i've also seen better days myself." "hehehe, wanna talk about it? i've got two hours before i have to go to work a few blocks from here." "uh, sure!"
The fox and the butterfly.
"no pun intended." siso laughed as he pointed down the hill they were standing on, and kira nodded as she took the hint and started at a brisk walk.
It Matters So Much
No pun intended." karl's face emptied of emotion. "uh, no." he answered as he looked down. "shit, shut it down, quick." jake turned and hit the switch shutting karl's apparatus down. he looked back up at his adversary.
Your Love Is Enough, Chapter 3: Gunsmoke
I grab my fork and start wolfing down (pun intended) my food. jace watches me, amused. "you like it?" "ehf, erny fuld," i respond, my mouth full of food. i swallow and try again. "yes, very good." jace laughs.