Blood Red: Chapter Seven: Old Faces (part 1)
I said slowly, also leaning back against the door of my cell; "i even made a couple of bad puns about you...often involving you dressing up as a cereal mascot." "well, i guess us criminals have to find some way of entertaining ourselves, right?"
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part Three
"tell me more admiral, if you'll forgive then pun, i'm all ears." "ah still the same old vin.
They call me Toby
And with that the news cast laughed that monotone laugh they always had for their bad puns and quirps. "now on to a more recent, and large subject," he laughed touching heavily on the large part.
Until Death - Beyond those hollowed words
I couldn't help but throw the exotic pun in there but he understood it quickly enough for it to wasted air. "huh, could an exotic car handle you in bed?" he replied with eager eyes.
Wasteland Survivor – The story of Crystal - ch1
He kicked something metal along the floor, it clanged into the shelf next to crystal, "put those on, 'big bad', and do it slow like, i would hate to only bring back the boys one nice little piece of tail for the night." he started sniggering at the horrid pun
A Mew Life - Anthro Mew TF
Even if they're a mew too~" shi remarked with a giggle, partly at hir own pun she made. "you... really are something else, you know that?" mewtwo smirked a little. "perhaps...
The gutpunching home - Sidestory 1
They go in hand, pun intended, with the colour of his front claws. not wearing a shirt either also shows his muscles to their best advantage. "so, do we make it as usual?" "yes, yes, as usual," rampardos says with a lot of confidence.
Food Court Flirtings
By then it was too late to spout a witty pun about weight. at least those glutes jiggled as softly as they looked. the panicked trumpet keith's lack of boundaries elicited was far less desirable.
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
War of Spirits: Manual.
No pun intended. the victory conditions are to either win the race in 1st place, or take out all the other racers before the final lap. 1. only one spirit can be used in this mode. 2. only enhancement cards are usable. 3.
The King Goes Out on a Data
She blinked, then scratched at her head a bit; "w-was that a pun, considering we're on a date right now...?" laughing, "i guess it was." she really can't be that transparent, can she? he thought, just what the heck did june tell her?
Courtship 8: Three Wheels on a Bicycle Built for Two
The writing was reliant on puns and the tension relied on two different men going for the same woman, whose feelings seemed almost superfluous to the entire movie. wrapping it in a faux-fantasy setting hadn't really improved the experience either.