Vestiges
_ _sc1ss0rz: your pants snake. your boxer python. your undergarment anaconda._ _slydar: lol you and reptiles_ _sc1ss0rz: what? it is a nice snake._ _slydar: you like?_ _sc1ss0rz: it is my favorite snake out of all the snakes.
A Pack of Two, Part. 2
"probably from monte python. anyway, that's all they are. i'll stitch them up for you and you'll be outta here nice and quick, which i'm sure you want as much as i do. now, i can numb the sites if you want." marcus shook his head.
Terms of Service - Chapter 2
Shale gritted his teeth as neck lengthened and his head shifted and became something between a viper and python, "urrk" he sputtered which faded into a rolling hiss that brought his new forked tongue to taste the air, "prftss ssulfer, anythiiingsss?"
A Dangerous Game
Noticing that its position had been given away, the 3-meter python uncoiled and slithered towards us blindingly fast, a surprising speed for such a large body. "ahh, pyro, attack!"
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Thirty Four
Or is it a heart-wrenching mystery wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a veil of monty-python-esque comedy, inverted fantasy tropes and a constant barrage of witty banter? nah, it's probably just that first one. dragons. humans. gryphons.
Prison Love Part 3
"oh sssssssorry about that" a hissing sort of voice said and when i looked up was a massive black and brown python was towering over me, he held his hand out and i took it letting him help me up and that's when i got a better look at him, his eyes
Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 11 - Yoshis Aplenty
Cyrushi panicked, trying not to fall over from the slick tongue coiling like a python around his thigh, as yoshino pulled himself back onto both feet before smacking the blue yoshi with his tongue.
The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Forty Three
For the next few minutes, he and granger stood side by side, listening to the screams of the failures inside as the chains came to life again, slowly squeezing the life out of them like iron pythons.
Foundations
Being with them, he quickly found out, was like being in a monty python sketch.
City of Light: Chapter 54
As they parted, panting from their exchange, arcturus felt his body threatening to seize up, as though an invisible python was constricting around every limb, desperate to pull him together.
Torpedo Run Chapter 3
His whole world was changing color, as the wolf gasped for breath, feeling suddenly like he was being crushed by constricting pythons instead of simple heavy nylon restraints.
A Snakish Attraction
After an hour of searching, she returned triumphant with several cottonmouths and pythons behind her. as she got back to the shore, she pulled her legs and arms apart with difficulty.