Deep Space - Chapter 1, The Infinatum
Alpha was named on a pun to his last name, and he's a red fox with a love of everyone, especially guys. okay, it's a love only for guys. time and time again, the bullying got out of hand and he ended up getting fucked by a bunch of horny teenagers.
I, Dacien -- Chapter Nineteen -- Consequence
"paired ..." and teodor faltered a moment over the unintentional pun, "with aged pear brandy. my father sent a small keg with his congratulations."
Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Given my love of wordplay, this one is also a rather unsubtle pun - "the missing lynx". it is a direct follow-up to the previous arc, and draws elements of all thirteen entries that i had previously written.
Journey to another world pt2 ch56
pun intended.) i held out my hand and the mismagius just stared at it. "though i'd have to say that this battle was a little one sided. considering that you did have two of my girls against you."
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 4
pun intended" said liz. "i like how you two used a different strategy at the end." "yeah, let's hope it paid off" said brian between breaths. "good game though, right harry?" "yeah it was! but i still prefer blowing up buildings" harry replied.
Birthday Surprise
Blade wagged fast as he read the witty puns and other humorous things on it. when he opened the card, he noticed there was $100 tucked inside with a note from icy saying "here you go honey, have a fantastic birthday."
Walking Streets
Brack leads me into his little shop of whores (pun intended).
1. A Cold Morning
"i think i'm just mad at myself and letting that bleed over--" "nice pun." "i hate you. anyway, i'm mad at myself for not taking care of my stupid foot. it was almost completely healed and now we're back to square... two, i guess?
Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 05: Provincial Conference
Bad pun aside, was the red wolf chatting him up? _okay brain, where did you even get that idea?_ "um, thanks?" "you look even cuter up close." the stranger gave his shoulder a pat. "sorry though, i gotta go." then he walked away.
A Saturday Together
Pardon the pun." azria shook his head. "okay, baby. it's your day with me, and we can definitely do that." "okay, let me freshen up and i'll be right with you," getting up with a huff.
Motivational Workshops Guaranteed to Transform Your Workplace
"i didn't even get to throw in a witty closing pun yet! , what's so funny?" kickaha asked. "when i first met you, you seemed so strange.
Learning with Foxyotes
"huh, her name isn't a pun." tony realized he probably shouldn't have said that out loud. "raccoons pick their own names." mona laughed. "and i thought there were enough punny animals in these woods already." "oh, can i use that one?"