Foxes on a Plane
"jesus," brian muttered. "alright, i need off this plane, right now." "we can't let any passengers off until the situation is resolved, or appropriate authorities tell us to evacuate," the flight attendant replied.
The Secret Life of Joseph Davidson
"hi, i'm jeremy and this is gerald and we're from the church of jesus christ of latter day sain-" "i don't care for your stupid religion- can't you go bother somebody else on this fine afternoon."
Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
For centuries, scholars have believed this figure to be matthias or joseph barsabbas, reacting in shock or alarm to the news jesus is depicting in the painting. rosen, however, has claimed "nah."
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 1
He could probably even mutter 'jesus christ' without any repercussions. probably. he wasn't going to try it just yet, though.
Chapter 5: The Report
jesus christ. anyway i couldn't see it anymore. so i called out. i glanced away then when i turned back around... well ...ughh i don't know. i thought i saw someone, but i couldn't make them out. it was too dark ...
The Wanderer: The Creation V2.0
"jesus fucking christ! what the fuck have we created?" one of the personnel yelled. his faced was painted with an expression of pure disgust.
The pack ( teaser)
"jesus kristin you scared the hell out of me" her smiler gets even wider as she says "i know that's why i do it."
Not Another One of Those Days
After the audible hit to his groin, he clutches his genitals(or lack thereof after that kick) and looks as though he sees jesus. i look hard to see under his eyes... yes, those are tears. "wh... what the hell? what the fuck did you do?!"
Trinity
"jesus christ, what did they make out of you?," muttered freddy quietly. "fire cleanses," remarked renald, appearing drained from the tremendous energy he had just expended. "we'd better get out of here now," admonished felis.
Rocket Town
"well, yeah but jesus walked around with people who weren't necessarily the highest rungs of society so i'm only following his lead.
Tribe Wars: Replanning.
"jesus christ lord all mighty!" reaper looked at his hand saw blood all along it, as the barbs shredded his hand. he grabbed the first aid kit in his pack, and got out some wraps and disinfectant.
Bad Connections - ORIGINAL DRAFT for Chapter 1 created on July 27, 2013
'jesus, i slept in...i had wanted to wake up earlier.' he thought. slowly and calmly, he moved to the side of his bed, letting his feet hit the floor. he had never felt more tired in his life.