Happy Birthday
'maybe i was wrong about this asshole...' so i gave it some thought, whether i should just apologize for how rudely i acted towards you in the past. that's why you found me here...
A Puddle of Mud's More Trouble than It's Worth
The roo calmly lifted up andlat's legs and abruptly inserted the nozzle in his tailhole. andlat yelped loudly. "momma's worried that her baby girl's constipated. she hasn't messed her diaper, after all.
Stories From Elton High | Chapter 26
"so he can tell me what a asshole i've been?" "why would he say that?" he looks genuinely confused, so i humor him. "because i've done the same thing you did, dad." he sighs and looks away.
Chasing the Sun - Chapter 01: Do Opposites Attract?
asshole." "see? you're even flexing your cuteness." "i wanna say 'weird flex but okay' but you did too much weird flex." he said, then sighed. "come on, i wanna go home." "okay, wait. i'll pay." kevin shrugged.
Zootopia: First Salvo part 9
"don't you ever put your damn paws on any of my shipmates you lazy, stupid, arrogant tail hole!" kerdle snarled as he twisted and locked up his big brother's arm. he looked at jackson with a slight smile..."
Lost in Los Angeles- Chapter 4
"he's an asshole and that's all there is to it." she smiled at me, a warm smile that made my heart flutter. "you seem to have it figured out. would you mind me sticking around?" she asked shyly, a cute look of pleading on her face.
Struggle (Chapter 1)
Sargent pholler spoke with such resolve, such power, that for the first time, i completely understood why he was such an asshole.
Hatchlings: Chapter 20
'you woke up the hatchlings, got drunk in front of them, and were an asshole in the bed.' she said. dehious looked at her with wide eyes, which to ceaser laughed, getting what dehious thought faster, and aidey facepalmed a second later. 'no, idiot!
Hatchlings: Dehious' Death (Spinoff, Promise Me by Dead By April)
You asshole! you...' she cried into his shoulder. she was too shocked to even swear do anything. 'what are we going to do? is there anything we could do? anything?' aidey cried. he didn't say anything. she just cried in his wings. 'i'm sorry.'
Rexville 34: Recovery
That you're the biggest asshole i've ever met! you're nothing like what people said you were in the soccer club! you're a sick-minded promiscuous slut who nearly slept with the whole campus! and-and... and..."
Chapter X: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Part Two
Ingram said as he reflected on everything just the asshole portion of his mind did, maybe they were comfortable but he hated being that person and after this he couldn't comfortable as asshole ingram again.
As Different As Night, And Day. pt2
asshole." he is gonna get his ass kicked by dox any second. "mr. masters, what have i said?" just a look that's all it took for him to bring this guy back to his place, stupid peasant. "sorry, sir."