Beer, Wine, and Spirits; Chapter 2 - Coping
I doubt he's your old fart. he used to work at this gym until about 10 years ago when he passed away. he and the owner go way go back.
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Bothersome Babysitting (1/2)
Loud and squishy farts came from pichu's bowels and a mushy mess spills into his diaper, causing it to immediately slump and stain brown. "agh! it was what i thought it was! gosh, that reeks!" pikachu says in disgust. "hehe, oopsies."
The BolanderBooks 2016 Christmas Special
Ozzie hesitated, and then sat the fart machine down on the floor beneath his chair. "that's better. zashiel, you're up next." the winged girl rose from her seat and picked her gift up.
Day of rebirth Chapter 2
Kemi farted at the gate of the internet cafe. anna: "what's the smell? so familiar?" mrs. kemi knocked on the door. the boss felt very strange. "who" mrs. kemi: "i'm a teacher from the school next door. mrs. kemi, i'm looking for students."
New Beginnings
People joked later that they could've actually heard a rat fart, rooms down in their apartment blocks. 'i could hear a pin drop' would do, but they went with rats farting...
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 26
"no, you be quiet you doddering old fart! there was someone in the crowd with a knife! he stabbed him! can't you see!? hezzi, tell them! tell them what happened!"
Kurt: an unsuspected surprize
We were wondering if you would want to become one of our top generals." said the old fart "uhhh one of your generals?"
Drakensang Prologue
There will be some strong words with a few chair-farts back home. either they will reassign him to another ship, either garathy will ask for a relieve of his commend. he was almost certain they wouldn't do that.
Cavernous Storybook CH5: Bewby Trap
Make everyone fart! make everyone fart!_" mahin whispered in jack's ear. "make them as cute and harmless as i am!" toroko squeaked. "smash their fucking _skulls_ in!" king growled. "hold on, i think i've got a better idea."
Cavernous Storybook CH2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences
King asked right before accidentally inhaling mahin's fart gas and passing out onto the floor. "phase two: get in the goddamned kitchen and make me a frickin' sandwich, gay wad! or else i'm going to fart in _your_ face too! wahahahaha!"
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Thirteen
I do not smell of plaster farts! lads, let’s thrash this foul beast till he offers to apologize to our besmirched honor!” “mirelle, i’m going. now!”
Story That Doesn't Have a Title Yet Because the Author Isn't Too Bright
He says, putting his arm around me, then makes a high-pitched mockery of my voice, "'stop burping and farting every chance you get' 'don't walk around in your underwear outside of the apartment' 'don't come into the shower to take a piss while i'm trying to