Adventures in College: Chapter Two
It's a really nice change from seeing all the little asswipes that run around with fart cans and spray painted steelies." i mused and shot him a small smile, trying to brighten his mood a little.
An Encounter of The Guy Kind: Part 2
"hey, man, you gonna hang with me or this old fart?" he asked with a glance at his father. "why not both?" herald suggested smiling. "at the same time?" tucker asked, like it was a crazy idea.
The Magic Mirror Maze
A few soft farts and it began. jaxxy began to fill his zip diaper with his warm, smelly mush. all of this occurred right where zip's face was adorned on the diaper. a few pushes later and zip was bloated and full.
Surface: Doomed Planet-Excerpt 11-Stuck In Hell
There was a lurch as the tank's transmission engaged first gear and the monster began to creep forward, shifting into second gear and making a loud fart noise as the turbos blew off the extra boost.
Dragon Hunt: Chapter 1
Some big shot big game hunter fart or someting... he left a number of things wit us at the bar as they do. says he's gonna head out and go bag him a yunicycloid brood mudda, would you believe it?"
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book III Chapter 1
Spyro you of all people should notice that her markings are way more whiter after her fart killed that worm!"
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 26
"no, you be quiet you doddering old fart! there was someone in the crowd with a knife! he stabbed him! can't you see!? hezzi, tell them! tell them what happened!"
"The Thin Line," Part S
_ _ _ _he burps and farts from morn 'till night_ _and thinks he's very bold!_ _while the squaddies marching to the front_ _have rations hard and cold!_ _ _ _forward, elfkind arrrrrrrrr-my!_ _marching at a plod!
The Hitchhikers - Chapter 1 - The Shocking Reply
Andy sniffed the air and realized that alex had farted and was trying not to laugh. by this time all three of them were smiling.
Jason & Hart: Part One - Hart's Journey To University
It was none other than the big chubby dragon from before, he must of let out a fart. the bunny gave hart & jason there meal and the pair walked outside as it was unbreathable in the restaurant, and sat down on a bench.
Dragon Day Submission: The Hunt for the Cosmic Lantern
"i farted out three of my immortal years on the way out of your now burned-down house, and if i don't replace them, then i'm going to disappear for a total of three years at random, and shoot me if i know which three." "oh yeah?
Ander - Chapter 5, Subchapter 25
"no, you be quiet you doddering old fart! there was someone in the crowd with a knife! he stabbed him! can't you see!? hezzi, tell them! tell them what happened!"