Nuclear Anomaly
They look military, but nine times out of ten they'll be mercenary jackasses who just wanna keep themselves alive," the soldiers nodded. nikola just looked at the major, then stood up and looked away.
Upriver
Alright then, jackass! two nights from tonight, we'll have a big catfish grill-off at my place - i'll do more than _try_, i'll shut your ass up!" he slammed his drink down, grinning to the sound of an applauding room.
Course Corrected (Act1, Book2, Chapter18)
"well, i've been saving it for _you_, jackass." with a grimace of joint pain, nathaniel moved towards the advancing mercenary team. a bolt of lightning appeared in nathan's right palm, curved like a sickle.
The Eleventh Hour (Act1, Book2, Chapter16)
"because i know an oracle, jackass." watson shook his head. "i've always wondered just how much you know." "i know enough. now ... i'm leaving in evan's car. when i'm gone, you're going to wake up that driver guy, maxwell.
The City of Lost Heaven: Chapter 22
"--wake up the whole fucking neighborhood, you pair of jackasses?!" the third figure hisses accusingly.
I WATCHED LONDON FALL TODAY
"i guess you have smart words jackass!"he yelled back at me. "i'm not a jackass!"i yelled back at him. "hey watch your words you two!"mary yelled in the front. "dammit!"ben lost it,slam his hands on his legs.'
Episode 9B: Games
"there's being better and then there's being a jackass," kai said defensively. "it's just a stupid game! what is there to be upset about?" terri said nonchalantly "yeah, but it's a game we don't like losing!" land smirked.
The Island Guardian 5 - Hot Heads and Cold Steel Hearts
...i bought this suit, it's not my fault the pants don't fit me you jackass, now get back to yer post, or i'll have you demoted to bein' a coconut shyer, shyboy, wh-whatever, nutboy, that's what yer gonna be, nutboy!"
Zippy Zipperdale--Moderately Mad Scientist: The 2nd Experiment
An imaginary newscaster appeared in zippy's mind announcing 'today the jackass of the year award was given to zippy zipperdale of madame petri's school for the gifted and eccentric.
Memories
No way am i going to make some jackass comment to him and have him blab it all over school. it's bad enough being the new fur without being labeled fag the first day.
Ander - Chapter 7, Subchapter 81
You'll be just another jackass who never did anything good, who never improved anyone's life by being a part of it! nilia needs you, even if you can't do anything useful, she still needs you! so you get over there!
One Thousand Snakes
If you only knew, you jackass. "could be better," i said. "damn, it must've been ten years since i've seen you--." "seven." "right, right. i'm sorry i didn't call." that did it.