Modest Mouse
To my surprise what i saw was marsie in my kitchen being quite as a mouse (fuck you, i'm great at puns). she was still in her robe, although it was a lot looser than the night before. "marsie?''
Band Changelings Part 2
Chrysalis pauses for a moment and then states "great, now i'm making puns..." when she finally arrives, all the changelings are just standing around shouting "blah, blah, blah" to sound like incoherent conversation.
David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.23 - The Intensity of a Battle)
Called from the lady reporter, tossing her pokeball up and down (no pun intended you sick pervs xd). "guess we have no choice..... but yeah, we're up for it!" david called back.
Un-Titled (Episode 1)
She giggles at her pun then at his confused expression. "it means wolf" "oh wonderful" lupus chuckled. and so began a long and perilous adventure that would not only re-shape the land of eldalore, but our heros souls as well.
Winter Class Ch. 4
_gross - smelled like puke everywhere, pun intended._ looking back, vole is still in the exact same position on the bed, sleeping like a pup. shockingly enough, he looks pretty cute when he's sleeping.
Darren and Travis' first story
Travis: he did punched me first, so there you have a reason to pun- darren: no, just no, you made him angry, even if that's hard, you really think is funny that someone comes and tells you can't do a thing that you have been doing with love all your life,
Initiation
Realizing it was time to focus, roland placed his cup on the plastic rim around the water cooler and leaned forwards to listen, smiling as the chief made a rather comical pun. whether he recognized it or not, he gave the buffalo a few kudos for that.
Learning with Foxyotes
"huh, her name isn't a pun." tony realized he probably shouldn't have said that out loud. "raccoons pick their own names." mona laughed. "and i thought there were enough punny animals in these woods already." "oh, can i use that one?"
Journey to another world pt2 ch72
Being as i was so rusty with my blade (pun not intended), i decided to spend a couple hours per night to sharpen my edge and get the kinds out of my routine (and trust me, there were a lot of kinks by now).
Unkept Promises
No pun intended." elena laughed at her sister's last statement. "yeah, i think she's right; i feel like you two'd get along." zara did his best to smile. "that's...cool... i-i'm glad to hear that you met someone."
The Guardians Shadow ch15
pun intended..." she added which got us both to laugh quite a bit at her little geek/computer joke.
Peppermint Bark
You'll get some heartwarming and wholesome parts scattered through, but a few cheesy puns also as a heads up lol. nothing to really worry about being too aware of beforehand. hope you enjoy the story of bark, mint, and pepper the kobolds!