Return to Sender 5 - Cyber City Zone

"I can't believe they'd fucking call this city that," said FG. "Whaddaya mean?!" asked Scratch. "Well, it's not like the NICEST word to call something." "What, look it's called Cyber City right?" "No no no I meant THAT one, the old name they...

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Return to Sender 2 - Saw Wood Zone

"So tell me," asked FG while walking, "how good was my landing in that dump?" "Uhhh bad?" said Scratch. "You came down yesterday like a freaking bomb an' just crashed into the ground from outta nowhere!" "An' there wuz this BIG light," said...

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Return to Sender 1 - Scrap Hill Zone

**THE CHRONICLES OF FINALGAMER Return To Sender** _"The best laid schemes o' mice and men Gang aft a-gley; And leave us naught but grief and pain For promised joy." To A Mouse, Robert Burns_ "Is he doin' anything yet?" said a moron's voice. ...

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 14 - Afraid of Love

After making their way back to Koopa Village, the group began looking over their various findings. Kooper's photographs, Koopmar's translations, Karlos' architectural estimates and Kolorado's find of the Fire of Muda. James and Koopin stood apart from...

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 9 - Dusty Dunes

The desert town was just as he imagined it to be, having seen plenty concepts of them from movies and media in his own world. Walls of clay and solid stone, carpets covering doorways to keep the heat out and the shade inside, various travellers with...

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 8 - The Desert Trail

"it was a silly idea i admit but, i kinda used to do it in school with a buncha friends, just silly games...but when it hits someone who's not a koopa then bam it'll hurt!" "hah, and it sure did, tell that to mister frost."

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 5 - The Northern Lands

Two weeks later, James Campbell stood waiting for his travel contact. It had taken him a while to make up his mind, but he finally decided that he had no other option. The early morning had passed, the dawn chorus having sung their notes long ago...

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 4 - The Morning After

Sometime later, the raptor awoke from his drunken sleep, seeing from a window that it was now sometime in the morning. He was still in the bed of the koopa from last night. The koopa in question was still asleep next to him. Scrunching his eyes with...

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Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 2 - Koopas Aplenty

Wandering more towards north-east of the vicinity of Toad Town, James found two paths to go. A bridge leading towards what appeared to be a fortress in the distance, and a natural set of steps leading down to the village, which lay at the bottom of a...

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All Things Quiet And Sweet Alt Ending 5 - Welcome Home

_How to Unlock - Examine Sarah's records in Alchemilla Hospital but don't examine the Delaney files in the Police Station, don't meet Sarah in the Cafe Sun, but meet Tara in the Balkan Church for the last time._ * * * Tara's reunion with her...

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An Era of Chivalry 4 - How To Train Your Raptor

The day before his training would commence, Glenn took James to his home within the Cursed Woods. Despite the name, it was actually a pleasant forest, a large wooded area at the base of an impassable mountain far to the west of Porre. James was trying...

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Crawl On Your Belly

**THE CHRONICLES OF FINALGAMER** **Crawl On Your Belly** Awakening to the sound of gunfire and explosions was one of the last things James wanted. The rapid fire and whistling blasts slowly turned sharper in his awakening hearing. The smell and...

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