Jared and Gnat - Part Six - You Love Me

How the hell can i repress that shit? thoughts are poison, and heroin is the antidote. no... not anymore. i use self-conviction now. it works pretty well, and doesn't make me shit my pants after extensive use. but i want it so fucking bad!

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Overdue

Sai looked into the room sai: yup im here t- what the shit?! sai and george both had a shocked expression on their faces as they looked at thompson, he looked like if god was a man.

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Life is beautiful and so are you

"shit shit shit!" stephen yelled as he ran around a corner in one last panic driven attempt to loose the larger male that was hunting him down.

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My World, My Life, My Sorrow Chapter 1

"are you coming shit breathe?" i fix my backpack as i start to walk. "yes greg, i'm coming." everything happened so fast.

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Bound In Beast Flesh -- Unfair Fight

You don't have to look down to feel your breastplate get warm, hot, heavy, and fall off entirely as a pile of canine poop.

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Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts

The long-thought apocryphal claims columbus's first step on the new world was into feces may, in fact, be true.

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With the best friend part 1

"you mean the 'not real' shit?" flynn asked, with a slight voice break. "yeah" sydney nodded, looking at him. "shit, this really is fuckin' you up isn't it?" flynn said, pained to see his friends cry. "uh duh genius!"

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Chapter 5

"oh shit..." bonnie gasped. "his body was found in a small alleyway beside the boy's dormitories around six o'clock this morning.

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The Gun Bunny Chronicles - 2: All I Want for Christmas...

Papa's familiar drawl came behind her like a slap in the back of the neck, and she accomplished three things in the span of a second: got the shit scared out of her, squeaked, then spun to see who the offender was. "damn it papa, quit doing that shit!"

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