New Family Pets

"looks like they finally found their mortal enemy," he joked as he let down the old girl just as jerry appeared wearing star wars lounge pants and a jedi cloak-styled robe and wookie slippers.

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Twist Ending

star wars is gonna be awesome. it's owned by disney now. just kidding, it's gonna tell the same morals over and over again. i dunno what the hell is going on. i just heard a boom, and moon moon was gone.

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Only Human (revised), Chapter 3

"bloody hell," nathan laughed "don't tell me they re-re-released star wars for the 500th anniversary?" "no they didn't." tiera shook her head, "200thanniversary was the last release." "don't mean to interrupt you two reminiscing about times long past."

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Oh, College: How it All Went Right

His voice had a starkiller-from-star wars: the force unleashed sound to it, and was rather deep. "can i call you dev?" "yes, you can" "can i lose my virginity to you?" "maybe sometime, but not right now. i mean, for fuck's sake!

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Night Of The Lepi

For those unfamiliar with the star wars expanded universe, lepis are an anthro-rabbit (leponoid?) species of alien know for their quick reflexes and flighty natures.

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Nice to Seat You ch. 1.7end

"seriously, you've watched star wars too?" "what's that supposed to mean?" tulip turned to jab lynda in her squishy fat hip, other hand resting on her hip to feign indignation. "you think i'm some kind of girl that doesn't enjoy movies?"

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Children of Earth - Chapter 10

When it is done, loudspeakers start playing other music, themes to hit movies that have endured, independence day, battle los angeles, pirates of the caribbean, even star wars.

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Something to tell you

The star wars reference quickly elicited "the look" from jarus. it wasn't a cold 'i'm-going-to-fucking-kill-you...' look, it was more of a slightly camp 'really?-slash-well-excuse-me!' kind of look.

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Prologue

#1 of journal of the 501'st disclaimer: this is a fan fiction of the popular star wars series.

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The Simple Things. Chapter Four.

I wasn't about to say i owned the original star wars, star trek series and anything with star in it. or the complete full monty python, and not just the funny stuff either. "i'm more of an outdoors men." i said truthfully.

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What's in the Bag?!

._ walls were pushing into me from every which way i possible could see, like in the star wars movies when solo, luke, were in that garbage cage.

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A Feast of Apples and Cream

And don't even get me started on star wars." "yup....nerd." she said with a snicker. "i really can't say anything....i'm walking through one of the forests of ascalon.

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