A Real Stand-Up Guy

But as topher wrapped his set up, he couldn't help feeling like the rising unemployment rate among cats--already three times the rate among dogs--was partly his fault. did dogs leave his shows and fire cats from their businesses?

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Fallen - Chapter 4 - Changes

If carrick wants to raise crime rates by pointing fingers, then i will force them even lower by snapping that finger off."

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Chapter 1: Meltdown

Then there was a monitor showing adrenaline levels, respiration rate, and something noted as "bul." she couldn't think about this now.

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Capacity Test

His limbs bloated out with fat at an alarming rate, swelling from just lightly soft to doughy to lard-soaked appendages in moments.

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Tales of Zootopia: An Explanation

The ratings will range from all ages to possibly extreme.

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Loonatics Uncut, S1E1 - Repairations

At any rate... i wanted to say thanks. duck might've gotten me loose, but i understand you're the one who figured out how to find me.

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Writing/Art Comms (NSFW/SFW)

My going rate is $0.05 per word. for example, 500 words will be $25. if you want me to write about something i already don't know about, i charge an extra $10 for research. contact me if you're interested or want any writing/art samples!

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Tiny Candles

#12 of poetry a (hopefully) inspirational g-rated poem about love in the abstract. this was my first attempt at free verse poetry; it does not rhyme or have a meter, but now you know where i stand.

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Blueberry Pie

With a gurgle and a groan, she could only hope at this rate her inflating chins would block the flow of pie before her vision turned to only blue.

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Alexander Stats

(i.e wow,gw2 etc) **base stats** strength (physical strength): 920,842 (able to lift up to nine tons) dexterity (flexibility/combat effectiveness): 1,050,001 (highly unpredictable;unpredictability at a base rating of 9) intelligence (self-explanatory)

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A Dragon's Tale-The Star's Journey-Chapter 9-The Second Morning

"wow now", he said, his voice full of mockery, "this is a family program, rated e, for emelia's proving me right." "get the hell out of my head", i snarled. "pushy, pushy, pushy", siazach snickered, "mmm!"

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