A Real Stand-Up Guy
But as topher wrapped his set up, he couldn't help feeling like the rising unemployment rate among cats--already three times the rate among dogs--was partly his fault. did dogs leave his shows and fire cats from their businesses?
Fallen - Chapter 4 - Changes
If carrick wants to raise crime rates by pointing fingers, then i will force them even lower by snapping that finger off."
Chapter 1: Meltdown
Then there was a monitor showing adrenaline levels, respiration rate, and something noted as "bul." she couldn't think about this now.
Capacity Test
His limbs bloated out with fat at an alarming rate, swelling from just lightly soft to doughy to lard-soaked appendages in moments.
Tales of Zootopia: An Explanation
The ratings will range from all ages to possibly extreme.
Loonatics Uncut, S1E1 - Repairations
At any rate... i wanted to say thanks. duck might've gotten me loose, but i understand you're the one who figured out how to find me.
Writing/Art Comms (NSFW/SFW)
My going rate is $0.05 per word. for example, 500 words will be $25. if you want me to write about something i already don't know about, i charge an extra $10 for research. contact me if you're interested or want any writing/art samples!
Tiny Candles
#12 of poetry a (hopefully) inspirational g-rated poem about love in the abstract. this was my first attempt at free verse poetry; it does not rhyme or have a meter, but now you know where i stand.
Blueberry Pie
With a gurgle and a groan, she could only hope at this rate her inflating chins would block the flow of pie before her vision turned to only blue.
A Waking Nightmare
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Alexander Stats
(i.e wow,gw2 etc) **base stats** strength (physical strength): 920,842 (able to lift up to nine tons) dexterity (flexibility/combat effectiveness): 1,050,001 (highly unpredictable;unpredictability at a base rating of 9) intelligence (self-explanatory)
A Dragon's Tale-The Star's Journey-Chapter 9-The Second Morning
"wow now", he said, his voice full of mockery, "this is a family program, rated e, for emelia's proving me right." "get the hell out of my head", i snarled. "pushy, pushy, pushy", siazach snickered, "mmm!"