The worst college Meeting (experimental)
"jesus," i said in relief only to be interrupted by a voice "im not giving up on you" claws came from the car top and ripped it open, i reached the glove box with a butterfly knife and threw it at toby and screamed in agony fall out of the car.
Futzler Files #3: Whiskey Business
jesus christ, why don't you just put a ring on that thing already and change your last name to nurnbocker? is it such a crime to take pleasure from a stiff drink?
Epilogue(s)
jesus. didn't really think i'd get this far, honestly. this is the last bit, if you haven't guessed. the book is over, and so (you've probably already guess this, but here it is anyway) series title. magic discovered is not a book by itself.
Silver Stream Memory 20
God grimaced but turned it into a brighter expression, "just see jesus for your forgiveness. if i were to destroy all those who made a slight against me. well that's a bit cheesy. oh go!
The Night He Danced His Way Into My Heart
jesus, that must've been a living hell!" he wrapped his arm around me, but proceeded to keep his smile, unfaltered by my own misfortune. i suppose it's only fair, as he seems to be living it better than i. seeing this, he turned my chin to face him.
Seven - Chapter 1
"jesus people, making me feel old before my time." he said, moving to sit at the bar. next to him, wearing only a pair of cut-off blue jeans, was a muscular jackal, drinking some whiskey.
Zistopia: Inner City Blues Chapter 1
Oh, jesus capybara. i recoil, stumbling back around the door and then turn my flashlight into the frame that once contained it. what i see i can hardly believe.
Join The Dance
Klein noticed a jesus fish hanging around the boxer's neck. "do you know what that means?" he'd asked the eco-terrorist. "of course i do. it's the symbol of the coming of fish supremacy." the skunk had laughed. "laugh all you want."
The Transfer Part II
"jesus!" he said aloud. "what the hell was that?" the ship mistress, nearly thrown from her chair, up righted herself and looked over to the elite to her right.
Moving away Chapter 1
Basically meaning "jesus christ television" a channel dedicated to christianity. he must have finished watching the 5 o clock news and switched it to jctv to get in some christian music time or something. i didn't really care to be honest.
IDENTITY CRISIS - The World of I.D. (Prologue)
Would have been hilarious to see your world, then see ours; a jesus lamb...) humans are essentially giants (about eight feet, average), and live upwards of six hundred years. however, most anthros live about one hundred years.
Flying Mile High Chapter 13
"jesus fucking christ!. i forgot we were in a simulator!. i thought i'd just died!". grumbled sarah. "i have a surprise for you, follow me!. but first i have to blindfold you". smiled the wolf. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12.10.