In the Beginning (TwV Mythology)

Lord space came before xeno and demanded life be created, as mistress ether was feeling bored.

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Part 11 - Unexpected Happenings

"ah, so ... bored." i sighed really silently. "if this is so boring razor, why don't you give us the lesson in a more fun way." the teach said putting down her crayon and turning around slowly. "um ... i ... can't teach."

The Pearl of Amaroq

A bore, he'd called them. "no," his late grandpa would say, "not boring. _masterpieces._" suddenly, he felt something rough, finished by leather. jerking back to his paw, he found out what it was: a box, sitting alone amid the towers of books.

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Fire and ice mafia

By the next day, vex was forced out of bed from his dad and was forced to go once at the greenhouse vex was so bored and getting way to hot from listening to a boring woman talking about plants.

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Hypnosis Smosis

Kickaha replied, sounding uninterested. "hey! don't act bored! you should be scared, or outraged, or for some reason strangely excited! but not bored!" ambrose stomped one of his paws against the earth.

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Masks

That can get kind of boring. but boring is good, boring means the city is safe. it's a cool night and i look back at the bar once more. there isn't much to the building, and the blue and red neon sign is the only part that stands out.

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Prouloge: A Quaint Beginning

But oh wait, i bet someone is going to comment on the huge mass of boring dialogue._ _sampd: didn't i tell you to drop that subject on that story? at least i had it re-written._ _and besides, the dialogue ain't that boring._ _terrance: idiot.

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The Adventures of Devlin Mythryll Episode Eight: The Cure for Writer's Block

Are you trying to bore me to death?" the man had such a way with words. "you didn't even read it," devlin said. "you just looked at the title. you have to read the whole thing." ceri looked at devlin angrily.

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The Fracture

A rumbling sound reverberrated throughout the empty chamber, the idle lord of darkness casting a bored glance towards the crimson metal gates that stood tall oppostite him, and, were after some time, beginning to open.

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The Wolves of Gryning: Chapter 19

"beast, you bore me," vacka said. his body trembled with cold and fear, but he projected in his strongest voice.

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(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom

A satire i attempted to write because i was sick of people trying to convince me to conform to being the boring fox or wolf. i was scrolling around some message boards, just thinking about this thought in my head.

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The first meet

``however, there is so much to see, to do; how can one be bored in these ages and day?'' asked the kobold, running on the patience of the tauren.

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