The Tears You Knew You'd Cry
So please just bare with me and i promise the good stuff will cum (pun intended) soon!! \<33 asher
I, Dacien -- Chapter Nineteen -- Consequence
"paired ..." and teodor faltered a moment over the unintentional pun, "with aged pear brandy. my father sent a small keg with his congratulations."
An Affectionate Friend
Its twin, ribbon-like tails flowed forward gently, as if it always had a tailwind (no pun intended). its purple mane resembled the rarely seen northern lights, and the single horn on its head resembled a crystal.
Obamastory (very immature)
Well fuck well bomberman finally got delivered but obama did not see the possible name pun and he became barack obomberman ...
Chapter 38: A Special Night.
"oh wow, that was a pretty clever pun, justin sir!" roan says. "i second what the kid said! man." ramon and mesmeren chuckle while sylock, lycus, and ada roll their eyes, ada folding her arms.
Track and Field: Part 2
Jocks and their sports puns. i still giggled, though. he continued as i wrapped my arms around the pillow i'd plucked from the floor. "i mean, you made a memorable first impression, that's for sure." i cringed at that.
Sneak Preview: Chapter One
"i do believe i am the deer friend here," he retorted, denise rolling her eyes at the horrendous pun, "and i am going on date for your information." he sniffed with mock injury, tucking his wallet away into his back pocket.
Neverwinter Nights
As it bulled it's way through (hehe, bad pun. my head hurts) i tried to shy away but realized i was already as far as i could go.
Undertale: subject 13 part 3
That were funny, the same puns that her friend david sanson tells her at school.
Identity Theft, Part 4
_“good rule of thumb… pardon the pun.”_ valdis’ words from moments ago came back to me, and i felt my eyes widen.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters
Anequina
The people of anequina deal a lot with the trade and economy of elsweyr, with the people of pelletine aiding, by selling their moonsugar cane to the north, who refine it and send it elsewhere, no pun intended.