Chapter 5: The Plushy

"crimson is nuts... he infects a computer just to bring a little digimon like that one?" "one day is off..." chaos said to himself, he expected something to happen soon... * * * meanwhile, in digital world in south sector...

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Snowlit Dawn - Book 2 Chapter 8

_ostensibly, lia's my bodyguard,_ garret thought, _they're gonna find this hilarious, for half a second til she kicks them in the nuts.

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Chestnut and The Forest of Secrets Chapter 2

Chestnut padded over to where the fox had left some nuts for him, he wasn't hungry, but eating made things feel more normal. chestnut watched as the fox stirred, he lifted his head and glanced at chestnut. "morning."

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Open Season Chapter 47: Under Construction

Kath smelled like buttered popcorn, just about drove me nuts," the old badger shook his head as he headed back to his office. that revelation hit me like a ton of bricks, and the glass slipped from my grasp. "oh my god, she's pregnant!" # # #

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Bonds of Love (5)

She was nuts for my blood. kino?" "yeah?" "i miss them." "i know you do." he kissed my head "you desire them." i didn't say anything for a while until i knew what to say "yeah.

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Antipathy

Not -fucking- wear, because he knows it's his grandpas -fucking- wartime hat, and it's really disrespectful to pull it out of his fucking closet, and the fox really fucking needs to take it off right **fucking** - now before that raccoon goes **fucking** nuts

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Beware of Bouncers

Kit and sazza were on stage performing a duet strip as they playfully removed each others clothing while giving the occasional lick or kiss on the privates driving the crowd nuts. "ladies and gentlemen! kit and sazza!"

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Draft

On the left side was a bar table lined with drinks, most of them alcoholic and each with their own colorful label, and the odd assorted nut dish.

I Don't Know How To Love

If you asked me then i would think you were nuts. yet here i am resting in the warmth of your arms. cuddled around the tv like an electric fire. yet i cannot express my own heart's desires. forgive me for i don't know how to love.

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Halloween in Devout America

If i had a dollar for every religious nut i encountered at my retail job, telling me halloween was 'the devil's holiday'...

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1st Grade Was Metal! (based on a true story)

My hometown is filled with gun nuts and yes, the kids really are like this. at least they were in my day. the chucky thing happened too. i'm sorry, i know this was a trip. i promise my writing style is not normally like this.

Autumn Is A Pagan

He wears a long brown coat, for it gets cold this time of year, and crown of crimson bittersweet wound round his nut-brown head. the old and weary gods stop by. he knows them each by name for autumn is a pagan and is older far than i.

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