A Chronicle of Lies - Chapter 18: Storm

Ryan...he was...being a moron. they said i should call him a...bad word.” vinny’s eyes glassed over as he brought his sleeve up to his nose and wiped it. “hey man, i said plenty of bad words when i was your age.

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Celebrity Escort

Either run out into the open like a moron, or wait for the assault. dammit..." jill crawled over to dante, "hey, how did the rifle fire? i mean, with the de-stabilized bullets and all." "fine. i did that to increase physical damage.

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Zoootopia: First Salvo Chapter 5

"you're a piece of work you stupid fish stinking moron, now get to work." "i'm getting real tired of your snit kevin." raymond snarled. kevin pushed raymond...."oh yeah? how would like to have no job you stupid fur rug?"

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Return to Sender 1 - Scrap Hill Zone

Said a moron's voice. "not yet," replied a squawk, "not even moved!" "didya poke 'im yet?!" "uh yeah, of course i did!" "...maybe we need a different stick!" "wha-how is another stick gonna help?!"

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Chapter Two

**me: yea i remember who he is, and he would have to be moron to not remember you guys' anniversary.** ** merissa: do you think he's gay?** i looked at my phone again to make sure i wasn't misreading what she texted. ian?

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Chapter one

“you morons think i can't hear you? i'm on a phone call for, what, three minutes, and already it sounds like we have a fuckin' zoo down here. the reason i work down _here_ is to get _away_ from the children's museum, _understand_?"

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An Angel and an Idol

But mostly just unexperienced morons who have been causing trouble." he looked at the data again, then closed the file, "well, we have about half an hour until we arrive, so get ready. ratchet, wake up. we need you to help clear out a little path.

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Forest Keep 7

"are you done yet" it complained forcefully, "i'm sick of carrots dammit" nokala laughed and patted his friend on the snout "but your so cute as a horse moona" the horse snorted derisively "next time you get to be the horse moron.

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Pokemon Story - Brave Child and the Spooky Woods Ch. 1

Let me guess, you two morons got stuck in remedial classes like i predicted?" she finished with a smirk. the two tyrogues didn't like the comments jenna made very well.

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Fresh Ingredients

"if not moronic." "moronic?" "he started to fall asleep ... after. he only came once, and he conked out on me! it was humiliating." "platypuses have very ... unique," welly said, "yiffy physiologies." "so i've discovered."

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