Snack Attack

Where'd blueballs go?" jackie shrugged. "i dunno but the redneck that was pounding him suddenly got himself a new set of junk." you don't think...." started charlie. jackie shrugged. "could be. hey!

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Chapter Four

But the kit was blueballed on top of being backed up, so it was no surprise when he began to cum, all of thirty seconds later.

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Second Polar Night Fic

"what, the old man who got blueballs?" "you know what i mean, slut." "well, you're groping me right now but okay. anyways, how's your sex life?" "eh, you know, got to fool around with a couple of guys.

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Sam x Will thingie

"ah yes, shitloads of blueballs crying out for an ass they'll never have." "who says they don't? i do sleep with some of my fans. pretty sure some of those videos even leaked."

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The fire of a Spitfire

He would have to change his name to prince blueballs." spitfire raged,as her fire orange red wings spread out ferociously to complete her rage. soarin gulp a bit but couldn't help but let out a chuckle at his friend remark,towards the brown nose prince.

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Zak and Jen: Twincest On Demand

He had to do something that he knew would make them both hot and bothered, because this party-of-one shit was giving him blueballs. but what could he do? how could he effectively get his sister ready to fuck?

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Echo/Minotaur Hotel crossover

. \*\*\* after properly alleviating their blueballs and comfort cuddling, sydney and tj decided to follow the coordinates.

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A Refined Evening

Whatever you say, prince blueballs." at those words, blueblood froze in his tracks while the audience gasped in unison. he rigidly looked over his shoulder at me with a truly furious glare. "come again?"

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Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

"you drew the question, blueballs." the fox chuckled. "answer it." "just for that, not you either." another snort as the dragon sighed, swallowing loudly after as those frilled ears blushed. "does... bunsen count?

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Over My Head

"you'll be fine, blueballs." beo grumbled back. sitting down and letting the smaller blue one slide off his back. "you've been hanging around the fox woman too long." thea snorted. "now what's all this about-?"

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Chapter 3

"man, never thought i'd see rarity get such a good shot in against old blueballs. did you see that, twilight?" rainbow dash had only just arrived. and judging by the dark spots under her eyes, she did not sleep well last night.

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Kindred Suns

I can only imagine what blueballs said to him to tick him off that bad... come to think of it, does he still have a case of the blue balls?"

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