Emotional Support Possum
Michael Spooner was a 23 year old white human male of below average looks, above average height and, average IQ. As a recent college dropout he was a very average young adult living an average life under the crushing debt of student loans. Currently he...
Baby Fever at the Petting Zoo
It was a slow Monday afternoon at the petting zoo on the bad side of town. The pretend birds were practicing their choir and could be heard all over the park. Dash the Cheetah, Spotty the Leopard, and Tasha the Snow Leopard sit and...
Pranking at the Petting Zoo
It is another average day at the petting zoo on the bad side of town. The animals that work there are just as human as the humans visitors because most of the employees used to be human. Sugar the White Wolf has become infatuated with a...
The Reptiles of the Petting Zoo
The reptiles at the petting zoo never got the respect they deserved from the rest of the animals. They worked just as hard to entertain the guests as any of the other employees. There were a few guests that came to visit them every week but not as many...
Zoological Funhouse
A catchy intro theme plays and a mean looking white wolf in a red bowtie appears on the TV screen. The white wolf says, "Welcome to the Zoological Funhouse." The wolf dances on his four legs as the audience applauds. The wolf waves a paw and the crowd...
Petting Zoo 2099: Agoraphobic Alligator
The Petting Zoo on the bad side of town was a weird place. It is filled with Humans who decided, for one reason or another, to give up their humanity and become lowly talking beasts. Well, most of them were former humans. There were a few who never...
Taco Supreme
Tasha Kain, the snow leopard, was brash and impulsive. She was impulsive when she decided to get transformed into a non-feral Snow Leopard. She was impulsive when she adopted a baby possum. She was so unprepared that it hadn't even occurred to her to...
Petting Zoo: Senile Sojourn
It is a community outreach day for the employees of the petting zoo on the bad side of town. Park Attendant Paul is in charge and drives. The cab of the truck is filled with Myra the Civet, Cody the Spotted Hyena, Belka the Spotted Hyena, and Ivan the...
Doctor Z's magical miscreants
The Petting Zoo on the bad side of town was really shaken up when Flappy the Harpy Eagle showed up as Flappy the Griffin. Speculation was rampant as Flappy dodged questions left and right about how he became a Griffin. His standard answer was, "It's...
Flappy's pilgrimage
Working at a petting zoo was a okay life for Dallas Bowman. He would have prefered to not have to work there, but when he wrecked his car, he was (un)lucky enough to not die immediately. The Non-Feral Animal Transformation program exists as a last...
The Petting Zoo Draft
It was a dark and stormy morning at the petting zoo on the bad side of town. The zoo was closed for the day due to weather but that didn't stop the animals from having a good time. In the cafeteria, Dash the Cheetah entertains everyone by casting a...
Rabbit Hunt at the Petting Zoo
Kyle the Rabbit liked to play dangerous games at the petting zoo on the bad side of town. The former human was always a thrill seeker. Transforming into a non-anthro rabbit was synonymous with victimhood to him. It was the ultimate risk and he loved...