Raptor Poof

"cretaceous comforts are raptor squad approved!" the audience applauded loudly as the scene faded out and was replaced by ordering information.

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Welcome to Jurassic Weed

**Welcome to Jurassic Weed** Owen Grady carefully opened the first airlock to the raptor enclosure. The harsh screech of the buzzer indicated that the first door was open. He carefully pulled it shut behind him and a light on the second door blinked...

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New Year Baby

Now raptor squad approved! cloacal sex. now raptor squad approved! pooping back and forth forever. now raptor squad approved!" peals of laughter erupted; indeed, rob was barely able to contain his laughter as he read the card aloud.

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Welcome to Jurassic (Theme) Park

Since the performers were playing as the intelligent, but non-sapient raptor squad, the show involved them solving puzzles and maybe painting. of course, the puzzles were relatively easy, being designed for a toddler.

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...And Action!

Namely changing the relationship between owen and raptor squad from trainer and animal to something more akin to commander and soldier. luckily, her costume was simply a bright green horse blanket with coverings for her head, neck, arms, tail and legs.

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