The Gassy Necessities
Some of you probably didn't want this, but here it is.*
(*Ain't I a stinker?)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass
I mean the bare necessities
Those lovely smelling recipes
That bring the bare necessities of gas
Wherever I wander, wherever I twerk
I couldn't be fonder of my butt burp
I feel that bubbling in my belly Might smell funny just to me
When you start cravin' those bottom blasts Just take a glance at this fancy ass
And then maybe, well, sniff it.
The bare necessities of farts will come to you
They'll come to you
Look for the bare necessities
The gassy bare necessities
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a mancub poots with ease
With just the bare necessities of gas
When you eat a pawpaw
And you take it slow
But you feel your bowels rumble
Then just let it blow
Don't hold your flatulence inside your tum Just lift one cheek and rip one out your bum
'Cause you won't need that excess air
Right after you ate your tasty pear
The bare necessities of farts will come to you
They'll come to you
(fart solo)
So just enjoy your gas, relief yourself
Relish the stink from your back door
But, just a little warning
If you push too hard then, well
You might release a bit more
Now don't spend your time feeling alone If you are the only one tooting in tones
When you find out you can enjoy the gas
And keep going, just havin' a blast
You all know that it's true
The bare necessities of farts will come to you
They'll come to you
Look for the bare necessities
The stinky bare necessities
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a mancub cuts the cheese
With just the bare necessities of gas