Alternate Universe [Remastered] | Pt: 1

Story by Spectacular Ace on SoFurry

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Last writing scheme was FUCKING CRINGEY, so i'm gonna try to make it less so by redoing it and editing it, cause a handful of people liked it. cause i have no life.


Nothing,Blank

The feeling you get when you sleep, Absolutely nothing.

Chop Chop Chop Chop

I was beginning to be wake up. A sound like a helicopter's propeller was all I could think about, then I felt weightless.

My eye's burst open, i see hazy, flashing lights below me, through a set of... goggles, i must still be dreaming, no this was more then a dream, i felt freezing cold air rushing past me.

I realize my situation, i was just thrown out of a helicopter.

HOLY SHIT

I gather my senses and have no time to think about how this happened. I feel a parachute strapped to my back, I knew the basics of how to operate one, from TV of course. I feel the air ripple around my body. I immediately look for a landing spot, but I'm way above the clouds, disco light and lasers shine through and illuminate the bottom of the clouds, someone's having a serious party down there. I hear the music blaring all the way up here and throughout the rushing wind at that. I hit the top of low hanging clouds, the music getting louder as I approach. I burst through the bottom of the cloud, crap, I'm at best 500 meters from the ground. I yanks the chute cord and the back of the pack opens and the parachute come out with a satisfying whoosh. I feel my body yanked upwards with the g force. I grab onto the handles of the parachute. I'm coming straight behind the stadium, and by the looks of it I'm going to make a nice high speed landing on the stage, not like i could land in the crowd if i wanted to, probably safer. My feet pass the edge of the open top stadium, laser and light still flashing, and a mystery band still playing. I'm coming in real fast, to fast, just at that point one of the guys on stage shon the production lights at me, i was blinded by the light as i come up to the stage, pulling my hands towards my face, while still holding onto the parachute handles, great, instead of coming in for a nice landing, the parachute tilts up from both strings being pulled and then gets caught up into the rafters of the stage. I swing up like a pendulum from the chute getting caught. Just before it hit the rafters I stop, thank god, i hear a slight tink as the metal from my harness hits the rafter, then my harness begins to fall away while weightless, what? How did that happen? I contemplate while screaming and flying towards the ground, oh, it hit the quick release on my harness. I got the feeling this day would get a lot better to. I turn towards the ground and awkwardly fall on my left leg, better then my spine I guess, i'm surprised my leg was not turned into powder form the impact, my left legs broken in two spots at this point, I'm laying down facing the crowd during all of this time, all the wile them cheering and screaming at my performance, but now, dead silence. The light on me are still blinding, I can't see the crowds faces, only dark shadowy bodies. I landed right behind the performers gear, could have gotten stabbed by a nasty symbols pole. I could see the headlines now, I was letting my mind wonder of the task at hand and not thinking about

A how i got here

B why there was a helicopter and parachute involved

C where in the world i was

I look to my left as security guards rush up to the stage from the crowd, time to go. i get up and start running to the exit for no apparent reason, something told me to run, and rightfully so, gunshots ring out and bullets whiz by me, farther than I expected, then again pistols suck at accuracy. I burst through a door into some sort of fire hall, in case of emergency. I hobbled my way as fast as I have ever hobbled before, following the red EXIT signs. Left, Right, another left, and finally i get to the exit doors with huge fireproof windows. A truck com screaming in from the parking lot behind the stage. 4 figures immediately jump out with rifles and shotguns. Where they expecting a terrorist attack or something? Waiting for them to go into the front door i slip out of the hallway and jump into the still running truck, just as the front door begins to close the shadow opens it again and comes out, obviously to lock the truck, I shift it into gear and squeal the tires as I gun it and head to an exit, the other three come back out, and it's open season on me. Thank god shotguns are inaccurate to, but not rifles. They shoot out one of my tires as i turn the corner onto the main street. I almost immediately recognized the street and its layout, this was my home city, ______, alright, just get home, and lets go from there. I was already supposed to be in bed, sleeping, when poof, magical helicopter ride. It must have been 10 minutes of driving, and not a single car on the roads, it was eerily silent, only the car and the grinding of the wheel base against the road, the rubber had fallen off long ago. I was on the main highway back to my house, just before i was getting to the turn off a fleet of cop cars was suddenly behind me, I let my guard down again, I steer through the top of the turn off onto another road, i look backwards ass I'm approaching an intersection.

And then one again darkness. After the incident i realize never to look away from the road, as those pesky armored swat vans like to sneak up on you and crash into you.

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