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Hogs and Pup’s Double Date

“Ugh! Pup, are you done yet or what?” Hogs groaned, he leaned back on the couch tapping along his leather pants in wait. “Don’t think I’ve ever seen you take this long to get dressed.”

“Sorry, sorry. Don’t mean to take so long!” Terry called from inside the bathroom. “I’m just a little nervous, I never really went on a double date before.”

“I still don’t know why we gotta do it in the first place if you’re so nervous about it.” Hogs disputed.

“It’s been so long since I hung out with Ron and Lisa, going out for dinner tonight sounds super fun.” He chirped. “And remember what you promised. You’re not gonna get angry or start a scene at the restaurant right?”

“Yes, for the love of god can you just get out here?” The big brute asked, he stood up just as the bathroom door opened. Terry exited in a simple striped collar shirt with jeans, his hair however looked neatly combed back. “You spent that long in the bathroom to do your hair? Really, Pup?”

“I-I thought I should look good, don’t you think so?” Terry questioned.

“You always look good, Puppy. But if we’re doing this, then I better get something in return.” Hogs responded.

“Um… like what?” He asked.

“Well after tonight, how about we play ourselves a little game?” Hogs suggested. “After dinner, when we get back… you’re gonna have yourself a nice big cake for dessert.”

“A cake?” Terry looked confused at what his boyfriend was suggesting.

“Yeah, a nice big hairy one that I know you’ll like.” He grinned as he saw the smaller man blushing, finally realizing what he was suggesting. “Let’s see if you can eat it for say… an hour or two? Think you can handle that, Pup?”

“W-Well um… I-I definitely think I can do that. It s-shouldn’t um… be too hard.” Terry admitted.

“So why get so nervous about a double date? Not like you never had one before.” Hogs told.

“Well, you were the first person I ever dated so…” Terry faltered as he saw the surprised look on his boyfriend’s face. His embarrassment grew more as the bigger man ruffled his neat hair. “Wendell! That took forever to work on!”

“Your hair’s better messy, Puppy. And it was gonna get like that one way or the other.” Hogs smiled. “Alright, let’s do this already before I keep you here for myself.”

“Hehe, alrighty!”

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Ron looked up to see the starsbeginning to shine. The sun had almost completely set and his friend had still hadn’t come yet. He looked at his phone and found it was already eight o’clock. Here he was standing in front of the restaurant they had planned to meet for dinner, and it seemed that the two were getting late.

“Did you get a hold of them yet?” Lisa asked, getting out of their car in a black dress she wore for their double date. “I hope they didn’t get in any traffic along the way.”

“That depends on what they drove here with.” Ron answered. “I can see that in Terry’s car, but if anything I’m betting they drove on Hogs’...!?” Ron stopped as he heard the familiar sound of a horn ringing closeby. Hogs came around the corner riding a black Harley Davidson motorcycle, he parked right across from the restaurant as the two noticed that Terry was sitting behind him with a helmet. “Hog…” Ron finally finished as the two crossed the street to meet them.

“Hi there guys, sorry we took so long.” Terry apologized. “Hogs wanted to take the long way here, I actually didn’t know he knew of El Diablo.”

“Place was near my favorite pizzeria, it’s ritzy as hell so I never bothered going to it.” Hogs added. “Not like I had the money to get into this joint anyway.”

“Hogs, Terry! I’m glad you guys could make it.” Lisa smiled, but noticed as the two were dressed were so casual while they were fancy. “Maybe we should’ve planned a dress code for this?”

“Sorry, I felt like wearing something simple.” Terry confessed.

“Can we go in? I’m starving already.” Hogs grunted, he made his way to the door and the doorman did nothing to stop him out of fear.

“Well, after him I guess?” Ron sighed, he followed the larger man while leading the other two.

The insides of the restaurant was very fancy, something worth a five stars rating. The several tables neatly made with utensils wrapped in napkins and wine glasses sitting in front of each chair. The large chandelier filled with lights that illuminate the whole restaurant. It looked absolutely beautiful to the three, Hogs however didn’t care.

“Um, excuse me sir?” A counter server walked over to Hogs, his nervousness obvious as the big brute towered over him. “A-Are you here for a reservation? I’m sorry, but we’re actually booked.”

“Does it look like I care?” Hogs asked.

“Whoa! Hi there, I’m Ron!” Ron quickly introduced himself as he cut between the two. “I have a reservation for four, this is my group.”

“Oh yes, I saw your name for 9:30! Ron, a group of four…” The server looked at Ron and the others before looking back to Hogs. “Is… he with you as well?”

“Yes, now if you would take us to our table?” He asked the server who meekly led them towards the tables. Ron looked over to speak to Hogs. “Sorry about that, they don’t usually expect big bikers like you to be part of a reservation.”

“Whatever, long as they let me in.” Hogs grunted, but his expression began to soften as he felt Terry take his hand. “So, is the food in this place really that good?”

“It does have a five star for a reason, lots of people love the food here.” Lisa answered. “I heard they have a great pastrami dish that’s to die for.”

“Ugh! Give me a good pizza anytime.” He grabbed the chair presented to him by the server and sat down at the table. “I never really cared for those fancy smancy foods on TV.”

“That’s not what I remember,” Terry added, sitting beside Hogs. “You got really excited when we were watching the food channel. Wendell was saying how cute these crepes we saw were, especially this one that was decorated like an adorable panda.”

“I saw that episode! You’re right, it was totally adorbs!” Lisa giggled at Hogs expense, the big brute wrapping an arm around his boyfriend to noogie his head.

“Little bastard! What I say about telling people that! Not to mention calling me that in public!” He grunted ruffling Terry’s hair.

“I’m sorry I’m sorry! I won’t do it again, Hogs!” Terry pleaded.

“Oh yeah? Then what’s that smile for huh?” He teasingly poked his boyfriend’s cheek.

“Clearly you two are just enjoying yourselves.” Ron chuckled.

“Oh Ron, are you sure you don’t want me to pay for any of this?” Terry asked. “I know you must’ve saved a lot for this, why don’t you save it for a vacation for you and Lisa?”

“Keep your riches, we wanted to do this and so we are.” Ron assured. “Not unless Hogs here is gonna pay out of his pockets.”

“Only thing I got out of this pocket is,” He rummaged through the pockets of his jacket and pulled out a small piece of paper. “Oh right! I forgot I had a coupon for Louie’s Pizzeria. Today was its last day before it expired too. The food here better be good.”

“Well, you can ask him.” Lisa pointed out as an employee walked over to their temple.

“Good evening, I’m Samuel and I’ll be your server for tonight.” The server told him as he pulled out a pamphlet. “Here’s the drink menu, and let me start you off with some water. Sparkling or stilled?”

“I think I’ll get sparkling.” Lisa responded.

“Cool, I’ll go with-!?”

“Wonderful! I’ll be back soon.” Samuel spoke ignoring Ron’s response. “In the meantime. Definitely take a look at those appetizers, I suggest the clams. They go down smooth.” The server smirked to Lisa as he said that before leaving.

“The fuck was that? He didn’t even ask us for drinks, that little-!?”

“Wendell!” Terry called out to Hogs sternly, his voice calming the larger boyfriend down. “We can make our orders when he gets back, remember what you promised?”

“Gotta be nice, don’t cause a scene I know.” Hogs groaned.

“And do you remember my promise?” Hearing Terry’s question brought a smile on the brutes face.

“Damn right I do.” He grinned.

“What promise are you two talking about?” Lisa asked.

“Hehe, that’s for us to know Lisa.” Terry responded. “I’m sure you and Ron have plenty of secret promises you enjoy keeping to yourselves too.”

“Oooh, so it's those kinds of promises.” Ron smirked.

“Not like you’re gonna know anytime soon.” Hogs remarked.

“So what should we do, appetizers or dessert?” Terry wondered as he looked over the dessert menu. “Oh! I always wanted to try a banana split, it looks so good!”

“Sure you’re not saying that cause the big banana reminds you of something?” Hogs added lewdly.

“Hogs! Come on don’t be so naughty!” Terry argued.

“You’re the one who talked about bananas.” He joked getting a laugh out of the other two.

“He’s right, Terry. You’ve gotta watch your words!” Lisa giggled.

The server from before returned once again as the four continued their laugh. “Hey there, have we had a chance to look at the menu?” Samuel asked.

“Yes we have, it looks like we’ll have the banana split.” Ron responded.

“Y-You guys don’t have to choose that just because I am!” Terry argued.

“Why not? You have good choices in dessert.” He corrected him.

“Yeah Pup, you definitely know your bananas.” Hogs teased.

“Oh come on, quit it!”

As the two laughed at Terry’s expense, Lisa continued looking at the menu when Samuel’s voice caught her ear. “By the way, we actually have a special tonight. Tomato rossini on dried fruit brioche, with madero wine sauce,” He smirked as a card appeared in his hand to give her. “And my number.”

“I… what?” Lisa questioned.

“Come on, I bet you just wanna suck on a big fat banana don’t you?” Hogs teased.

“N-No! I just wanted the ice cream, really!” Terry blushed.

Ron couldn’t help but laugh, his mood quickly turned as he heard Lisa asked their server, “Are you serious?”

“Lisa?” He called.

“Dead serious.” Samuel cajoled. “I get off at ten, then I can get you off at 10:30.”

“Excuse me?” Ron stood up after hearing that flirt. “Hey buddy, that’s my girlfriend you’re talking to.”

“Oh please, I’m sure she could do much better than a guy with friends like these.” Samuel insulted.

“What did you just say, asshole?” Hogs growled.

“Quit squealing, piggy. Can’t you see I’m busy?” He told him smugly.

“Oh you are dead you little-!?” Hogs jumped out of his seat catching the attention of the guests around them. He looked around then returned his gaze to his worried pup. Sighing deeply, Hogs calmed himself down and returned to his seat. “I promised not to cause a scene, so I can’t do anything… lucky for you.” He turned over to see Terry smiling at him.

“Thank you for keeping your promise, Wendell. Now them, Samuel was it? I think I should explain something.” Terry explained as he left the seat to face the server. “First thing, while Lisa isn’t the type of girl who’d just play around like that. Even if she was, there’s no way you’d make it past 10:05.” He then caught all four by surprise by grabbing Samuel by his suit. “Secondly, you definitely wouldn’t live past 10:06.”

“Terry!” Lisa blurted in shock.

“Third, we’re still waiting for our waters. So if you value your job or your life,” Terry grabbed a knife from the table, surprising everyone more as he held it to Samuel’s neck. “You’re gonna take this knife. Cut the bullshit, and get us our goddamn banana splits!”

“Holy shit, Pup!” Hog grinned, absolutely surprised by his boyfriend’s new aggressiveness.

“Geez! Okay fine, I’m going!” Samuel stepped away and slowly left the table. He however whispered just loud enough for Hogs to hear him. “Cocky little shit…”

“Alright buddy, I was keeping my promise. But not only did you try to mess with his friends, but now you insulted my Pup.” Hogs accused, rising from his seat to face him. “I’m giving you till the count of five to apologize to the both of them.”

“Or what, you gonna sit on me fatty? What was your name again? Pig?” Samuel scoffed at the brute’s threat, but his cockiness soon fell to fear as Hogs simply raised his fist and smashed the table in half with a powerful swing.

“The name’s Hogs. Now apologize.” He growled.

“I-I’m so sorry! I’m so so sorry! Please don’t hurt me!” Samuel pleaded.

“Pussy…” Hogs sassed, looking back to the others. “Let’s blow this crapshoot.”

“I’m with you there, Hogs.” Ron agreed. “I got a few words to tell the manager here too.”

A few minutes had passed after the situation ended, Ron exited the restaurant to see the three waiting at the entrance.

“I’m so so sorry for what happened.” Terry blushed as Hogs laughed in response.

“You shouldn’t be sorry for that jerk, or at all Terry.” Lisa assured. “I’m just more surprised that you actually did that.”

“Forget surprised, that was fuckin amazing!” Ron added. “I always knew you had guts, but damn.”

“I always knew my puppy had a bite to him, but you really showed that and then some.” Hogs grinned.

“I-I was just thinking what you would do, Wendell.” Terry smiled. “But I still feel bad, what do we do for food?”

“I luckily didn’t have to pay for the table, the manager said that Samuel would do that.” Ron told them.

“Well lucky for you guys, I’ve still got a coupon for two large pizzas at Louie’s pizzeria nearby.” Hogs smiled, holding out the coupon. “And Louie is still open right now. What do ya say to that?”

“I could go for a pizza right now.” Lisa agreed.

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It didn’t take long for the four to reach the pizzeria, they sat at a table enjoying their food with the sound of the radio music playing.

“Mm, god this is good!” Lisa beamed, taking another bite of her slice. “I can’t believe we never went to this pizza place before. Thanks for treating us to these, Hogs.”

“It wasn’t much treating as it was lowering the price, Terry was the one who paid for them.” Ron corrected. “Though I did tell you I would pay for our pizza.”

“Nope! You were gonna pay for El Diablo, so I’ll pay for it here.” Terry assured. “Besides, now you can use what you were gonna use for a nice vacation for you and Lisa.”

“Aww, thank you guys.” Lisa thanked them as he took another slice. “So, what’re you guys going to do after we finish eating.”

“Oh um… w-well.” Terry blushed as he saw the smirk on Hogs’ face. “T-There’s nothing much we’re gonna do. But I do have a big cake to eat when I get home.”