Macaroni, King of Mudpie
#1 of Dumb Stuff I Wrote on the Fly
For national dog day.
On national dog day, we got Macaroni, King of Mudpie (formerly king of Canyons and king of Forests) setting the dogs free so he can run with them. However, things get in the way. His mother puts him to bed and piles on the heaviest blankets she can find, knowing his penchant for stealing away during the night. So he scissors a hole in the things with a shovel. Then he arms himself with frozen biscuits, and breaks into the dog pound from the ceiling. He lands into the cage of a confused poodle named Sir Sulfur, named after the thing he smells like after his outdoor excursions. Macaroni doesn't know if he want's him in his army, he lets himself out of the thing and the poodle follows him around, wondering if he dropped in to be his significant other. So, Macaroni goes from chamber to chamber, setting the dogs free. The poodle mentally critiques each dog, actually, he does it out loud, and a doberman tries to poop in his mouth, but he doesn't have it in him, and besides, Macaroni needs to discuss plans of taking over the world. They start with all the dog pounds.