Unhappy Fourth of July
The lands aren't yours
Steve Rogers was very american. He ordered people to polute and build the pipeline that passed through native territory. He celebrated Columbus Day and raped native american women. But all that was going to end. "Captain America, your days are numbered!" said...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................POCAHONTASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "HAW HAW HAW and how do you aspect to defeat me you injun nigger?" he cockled meanly. Suddenly a blue portal appeared and out of it came Kahhori! She punched Steven when he wasn't looking and snapped his neck. But his neck snapped back! "Ha haha you pitiful whore you can't even kill me!" he put out his tongue at her. Ma-ti then appeared and used his heart power to mind control Captain America. But the Scarlet Witch countered with her chaos magic. "Wanda why are you on his side?" Ma-ti pleaded, "America wants to kill the Roma too!" "Lel I'm his tradwife he can fuck my red ass." Steve and Wanda then made out, and it was so disgusting that Pocahaontas, Ma-ti and Kahhori vomited wild rice, bison meat and mammoth bones. There was one solution left, so they did a sun dance. "Oh the great and powerful sun, show these american RETARDS who's boss!" cried Pocahontas with her chests pierced. Wi, the Lakota sun god, much obliged, and he burned Wanda's pussy! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHITTY SUN WHY YOU DO THAT!?" But he didn't stop there.... he burned Steven's crotch too! In fact, he burned all american's genitals and the white people were forced to returned to Europe. "Thanks Wi you saved America!" said Pocahontas humbly. Wi nodded and turned into a white bison, and they partied all night long. The end.