The Little Mermaid: The Body Found 2: Ocean of Madness
To understand this fanfic you must read the first (https://archiveofourown.org/works/1046222)) plus watch the last season of The Boys
It was a beautiful day in the Denmarck ocean. Melody and her beloved wife Rebecca Davis were prancing and dancing sapphically. King Triton was smiling aprovingly, because his granddaugghter liked the pussy. Tons of plesiosaurs were swimming above them in a ballet of love and lust. "Oh my the wife I love you so!" said Melody, kissing Rebecca in the lips. Dash and Tip were seating on a bench. Dash's sea otter lover unfortunately passed away due to leptospirosis, so he was gorging on banana milkshakes to make the pain go away. Tip the Aequornithes was very concerned, but he didn't want to ruin Melody and Rebecca's day. Alas, something would ruin it. The Deep got alived again, but without his powers. To do that he went to the Danish Museum and stole the stone of Sedna, the Inuit sea goddess. But he didn't know how to use it, so he went to Professor Mckrill's house with a knife. He ambushed the deer professor as he was watering his anemones and put a knife to his neck! "Tell me how to use the Eskimo (AN: The Deep is racist) stone or I will cut your neck!" said the deep. "Hahaha you bastard I made peace with my death you shall not convince me!" "Then I will rape your animals!" "No! I like those!" "Then tell me!" "Okay, to become devil king you must swallow the stone with no spinach on your stomach. Now can I please go?" "No! HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then The Deep stabbed Professor Mckrill in the mandolins and watched him bleed to death. He never ate anything green, so he stared at the stone with luciferian arrogance and swallowed it. His eyes glowed purple and lots of lightning came all over the room! HE BECAME DEVIUL KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "HAW HAW HAW NOW I WILL RULE THE SEVENTH SEAS AND KILL ALL THOSE WHO WOULD KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A storm blew up and the sky got dark. Melody and Rebecca stopped dancing, they saw with horror the giant undressed man towering over the sea. "Oh no I thought he was dead!" cried Rebecca. "Fake news" said Dash, he was drunk on milkshakes. "How do we defeate him grandpa?" said Melody. "Hm, to defeat devil king one must force him to consume angiosperm veggies. But there are none in the sea of Denmarck!" "No!" "Oh yes there fucking is!" Everyone turned, even The Deep. Glowing brightly like the sun was.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................STEFAN GOLUBEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was riding a chariot driven by gryphons and vapid angels of disguise, they were in a bubble so they did not drown. "WTF HOW?" said Rebecca in disbelief!? "I went up the Norway and found some spinach next to a dead sailor with big arms. MELDOY YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE MAKE THAT FUCKING BASTARD EAT HIS VEGGIES!" Melody agreed and took the spinach from Stefan's paw. She then swam up the vortex to be face to face with The Deep. "Hey fucker, Veggitales called, you need some green in your ass!" "HAW HAW HAW HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO-" Without warning Melody shoved the spinach in The Deep's mouth umprompted, ripping out his teeth in the process and making him swallow blood and pus along with the spinach. He gargled evilly but the angiosperm plants went deep in his digestive tract, making the Sedna stone burst into a million pieces out of his belly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh, and one more thing" Melody said. She then snapped The Deep's neck, killing him for good. "You saved us!" Rwebecca said, swimming up the tornado to kiss Melody in the lips. And the day was saved thanks to lesbianism. Remember, don't eat vegetables or you won't turn into devil king. Amen and amen.