Karen's Diary

Story by FoxMeadow7 on SoFurry

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Remember Karen, the honey badger police officer from Zootopia 2 whose scenes only amounted to stranging the hapless deer Joel? Have a peek at her diary where her inner thoughts gets to shine!


24 of November, 2017 Man, I haven't done a diary in ages (resisted opening it with 'dear diary', thank heavens... oops, I wrote it anyway!) but given everything that happened, I really wanted to put my thoughts into words. But first things first, my partner, yes. My partner Joel Hirch is the most useless, facepalmingly useless cop the ZPD has ever seen! Seriously, what else can you say about a cop who would rather listen to music (death metal even!) than actually contribute to stopping bank robbers? It's a miracle he wasn't even fired by now! I swear, one of these days someone will make a venison outta him! And it won't even be me! Ok, rant over. Time for some brighter news. Yes, I still can't believe that the whole Lynxley conspiracy was blown wide open! All thanks to the 'rookie' duo of officers Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps (note to self, gotta sample their delicious carrots someday)! I still can't help but to be uncomfortable around the reptiles though. Something about the way they walk and eat bugs (ok, I know Greg eats bugs like them too but at least he always eats separately as a courtesy) makes my fur bristle. Gary's a nice fellow at least and hearing him talk about the dangerous journey he took to get here has earned him my utmost respect. And now I feel seriosly hungry, better hope my fridge's full...