The Subject Under Discussion
I wrote this story, casting myself as my bear-self, to see whether or not i could disprove the theory that anything that good looking was, by laws of nature, forbidden to want anything but another stud-muffin.
The Ballerina and the welder
Chris already knew if they still had some, he would get a large blueberry muffin. as they looked in the cases, he was delighted to find they still had two left. "i couldn't suggest any one thing, everything is good here."
Toxic Love
I brought him some fresh muffins too. would you like one, twilight?"
Things vaginas are called
Bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, lawrence of a labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, the notorious v.a.g., dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin
Vermilion Daze: Chapter 1
However, the romanticizing-spiritual ass would always respond with how beauty is only skin deep and that the otter should trust his "stud-muffin" more or else he will get punished.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 93
"muffin stuffin, bread an' butter, et cetera, et cetera!" he said, zipping by with nary a second glance, and he wasn't the only one.
LOS: "It's About You"
Not that he wouldn't still love his boyfriend if he'd sprouted a muffin top or gotten even lankier than he already was--or had been...still was. no matter how much the maned wolf may have changed, jasper's affection for him wouldn't.
Tainted Memories
She had picked up a chocolate drop and a muffin. "so, what's been up, fluttershy? you and your sweetheart getting along pretty well at your place?" i asked while pulling up a stool.
THE ADVENTURES OF PETER GRAY Chapter 1 (Preview)
My mouth waters at the smell of the freshly baked muffins ms. dilligen made for her ailing grandmother in the opposite room. these days, most grandcubs and kits dislike the idea of visiting elders. they think people like us will stay forever.
Juryokine: Chapter Nine
_ he already felt a little nauseous just thinking about going back to the quarry, but he picked up one of the muffins and bit into it anyway.
Princess the Cat's Info (RE Village)
At the same time amai muffin was kidnapped from raccoon city university, a student named oriana shaw, who prefers everyone calls her princess since that's her preferred nickname, was also kidnapped by umbrella corporation when she was walking to a nearby park
Amber Silverblood: Chapter Twenty Two
The egg and the sausage, i pushed toward her, while i kept the english muffin and the cheese. kimberly's hand shot out to grab it, but when she met my eye she froze. "it's okay," i said softly, hoping d.k. wouldn't notice.