Game Show

"fuck off, douchebag. i ain't got time for perverts like you. i'll be gone soon enough and thank god that i'll never have to see your ugly mug again!"

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Peace Treaty (Chapter6, Book9)

"we'll be in touch, douchebag." she reached over, grasped conner's wrist and touched her finger on the red circle, hanging up the call. "what a moron. this guy will say anything to jump ship to the winning side. that's all it is.

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Recovery, Step One

I'm not that much of a douchebag." "you just don't get it." "i think that might be because you won't tell me anything." "could be." i felt a laugh escape me. you had found your ability to relax at last. i felt it as you mellowed out in my arms.

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He Walks As My Shadow 5 - The Clover Bar

"douchebag." the beast tried to charge at the bartender but he wasn't having any of that, stepping forwards into the charge and flipping the huge imp off with a single finger, which he then poked it with.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 50

He even noticed cynder propping her head in surprise, which would look cute since he always loved seeing her bewildered, but in this particular situation it made him feel like a total douchebag.

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Ties That Bind, Chapter III: Crystalised

douchebags. i managed to muscle the window open, leaning out into the chill night air. "tabitha!" i said. "what brings you here this time of night?"

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Valium & Vodka: Chapter Four

They're douchebag incarnate, believe me, you get used to them after a while." kelvin nodded and returned to his seat, obviously embarrassed about such an outpouring.

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In nine months from now...

And knowing firsthand the kind of douchebags they can be after being one yourself? well, i found myself is such situation.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 44

The only thing holding him back from spitting on you is the fear that the spit might leave stains on his perfect scales" "no marble" ignus pushed himself up from the floor, he was strong and confident in his protest "he might be a douchebag but i won't be

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Army of Shadows: chapter 4

I want to know if there's going to be another douchebag walking around the lab that i have to avoid." he stated rather bluntly. i blinked a few times, thinking it over before giving my answer.

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In The Doghouse: Chapter Nine

Such a douchebag name isn't it?" lucy chuckled. _indeed it is_, reid thought to himself. he remembered brody. they'd gone to high school together.

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