Sparks (Act1, Book1, Chapter4)
She offered a sly grin, and then abruptly asked, "so, do you have morning wood?" "i ...what?" he bit his lower lip. "c'mon, be fair, chance. i can't lie to you. so you've gotta be honest back.
Second Chance - Chapter 1
Admittedly trying to go with raging morning wood was no longer going to be an issue. given enough time, he'd probably have figured it out without making a small, spreading lake on the floor of a centuries old historical military base.
Bonds Lost
"i knew you'd been awake for a while when i felt your morning wood calm down." he turned to face the wolf and smiled as he caught the tail end of thorn's embarrassed expression. stretching lightly he kissed the wolf on the nose. "go to work."
Friend of a Friend
With a silent curse he went to go relieve himself of his very apparent morning wood. -2- conner waited patiently outside the movie theatre, his watch reading six thirty.
Little Flowers
Baku chuckled at the teen's tented loincloth from sporting a case of morning wood. "morning! i'm excited to fish downriver!" the fourteen year old nearly jumped up in his canoe causing it to rock.
Old Friends (A1, B11, C27)
At first, he felt his bladder, the burden of morning wood, followed by the wetness of sweat under his arms. the discomfort was contrasted by the feeling of cold on the bottom of his feet.
Half-Wolf Pokemon Adventures Chapter 20
If the others decided to ask about it, and why would they, junior could just lie saying it's morning wood. i went behind the sitting canine and nudged his back with my head. “get up and get dressed lazy butt! we've got a region to explore!"
First Run - The First Half
You never know whether you'll wake up wrapped in somebody's tail, or wake up with your nose pressed into one of the girls' crotches or your face nestled between somebody's belly and their morning wood.
Child of the Moon
"i would have heard you...besides, i wanted to ask fen somethings directly" he knew that they had just finished burning morning wood, and neither of them would be putting up much of a fight to his interrogation. "ask what?" fen muttered in his sleep.
Horses of War
"just make sure you don't come out naked like you did last time buddy," he teased, "remember how you almost hit the messenger in the face with your morning wood...scared her half to death, ya did!"
Minotaur Hotel (long)
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I.D. INJECTOR DOE - That Indestructible Something
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