Toni's Diary Entry #7 - The Universe vs. the Six-Inch Monster

The next thing heard was an address that was made by the president (which at the time would be obama): my fellow americans humans, yesterday, japan was devastated by a deadly attack of unknown extraterrestrial origins.

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Furst Strike- Ch. 2: The Pentagon

"as you may well remember, twenty years ago president obama got a deal with iran to curb their nuclear program. which was great except for one small thing: if a new ruler comes to power and doesn't like the plan, the deal has no power over him.

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Raiderstuck (part 2)

Pohatu: "okay this is totally lame, baked doritos suck" greg: "yeah, but i have connections with the land of presidents and patriotism and i called joe biden and told him to make it so you can only buy baked doritos at school and say that michelle obama

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Bright Eyes Never Die

Ares grabbed the paper and looked at the picture of obama as a samurai and george bush as a cowboy, engaged in mortal combat. "i think this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen." he said with a slight smile.

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A Journey Begun - Chapter 11 - See How They Run

Liddell looked at me as if i'd just asked him to kiss obama on the cheek. and not the one on his ass either, the bosses of our bosses were already doing that. "are you nuts, anderson?

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