That Time You Got Us Kicked Out Of Denny's

She's sure i'm out of the house and has the fucking locksmith over and then takes off to some girlfriend's house and waits for me to realize i'm homeless and call her like a fucking lost puppy!

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A Swell Piece of Ass

“turns out being an amateur locksmith pays off again. well now, i brought a bridle, some rope, and i have carrots down in the trailer. hold still and i’ll get you out of here,” promised janelle with a kiss to the jenny’s forehead.

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