Mythical Misfits

You see, i recently mistook garlic for an onion and picked it up. burnt my skin pretty badly. garlic and vampires don't exactly mix. i was going to use an onion on my next victim but then i saw you and the temptation was too good to resist."

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Life of Pi(zza)

"one meat lover's, one hawaiian, one garlic bread, and one pipsee?" the feline asked, his voice cracking slightly halfway through the sentence.

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Zaliki TF

She sat down at the small table, and smiled as caelin placed the plate of shrimp and dish of garlic sauce on the table. "how's dinner?" caelin asked as he poured himself and zaliki a glass of red wine.

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Dreams: Chapter 3

In a skillet or sauté pan, sauté minced garlic in olive oil over medium heat. add sliced breast meat, and brown. 3. reduce heat to low. add wine, cover, and simmer for 35 minutes. 4. add olives, and let simmer for 10 minutes more.

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Isn't It Beautiful

Evan grabbed a large red blanket from the basket, revealing piles of garlic and onion beneath it. miko let out a sigh.

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Meat

Grinding nails, pulling up flakes, the taste of garlic. pain. thoughts of malaise. "why me?" restless nights, and slept-through days. pictures of women--not human, not animal--both. _kami no kitsune._ bad habits, worse reflection.

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Ballade Against Cheesemongery

I go, and madness does not fall behind: in tubs on frigid shelves they sell a paste flavored with cherries, or with garlic rind, or bacon.

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Change of Plans

He leaned down, carefully avoiding the garlic bread, and pressed a kiss to her soft, fuzzy cheek.

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A night at the movies

I loved toast, especially with butter and a sprinkle of garlic salt. but i left out the garlic for fear of rancid breath, something i didn't want on my first date.

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The summary of the Gyetkti Floating Cattle by Professor Marlo Trotsky

I would personally reccomend the kulikvob flavour, the subtle heat and garlic pungency balance the more caramel notes of the jerky wonderfully. but what of the anti-gravity sack?

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Argentinian Ties

"i think this is garlic powder." "really? lucky. i wonder what i get." mitch grabs the first yellow packet he sees and opens it. "just ketchup. awesome!"

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