The Chosen One’s Awakening: Prologue: The Chosen One’s Sacrifice and the Fall of Man.
Ash lightly punched him in the side and said "and you've changed a lot from when you were a giant overbearing douche. we've both matured though, so let's just put the past behind us and call it what it was, childish bickering."
David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.8 - Awww So Close! xD)
'if i ever see that douche bag again, i swear to god i'll slit his fucking throat, burn his corpse, and then piss on the ashes.' david thought. okay, he was aware that he over exaggerated that thought, but he can't help it.
Things vaginas are called
, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche
Tito's First Love
Oh-hey babe.what are you doing with this douche?c'mon,follow me."ace stated.he pushed winnie towards his posse's direction."h-hey!leave me alone!stop it!"
Exploration RLA: Part 1: Origin of Tragedy
I should think it's rude to be douching about at 7:30 in the morning." this earned some giggling within my group. "what's one person going to do against all of us?"
The Crazy Game of Life
The sixteen year old wolf rolled out of bed and showered. being a sophmore in high school wasnt too bad besides the prepy douches. she put on some jeans and a dark blue tank top. kari ran a brush through her midnight black hair and put on mascara.
The New Kid is Irish
There always douche's to new kids." "i'm not emo. what emo wears a fucking green nike hoodie?" "well...maybe it's the hair..." "i was born with this color...dye doesn't work."
Tales of Alexandira: Winter break day 2.5
I care about you and i watch you go from douche to douche and i don't get a chance to say anything. i know you are with derek but i know you could do a lot better then him...
Chapter 6: Monday
That was until jerry told toni to knock it off and that if he was that desperate to shake the "rookie syndrome" off himself, than "douche" might become _his_ permanent nickname. "morning sheriff. hey reis."
L'initiation de Loïc
On utilise le tuyau de douche pour bien se rincer l'intérieur du cul... ce qui ne manque pas de nous donner encore envie d'une petite sodo, l'un après l'autre.
I thought that I knew you
By neglecting those who care, you are becoming what you hate; losing even more close friends, with every douche bag that you date. so now for the last time, i will tell you the truth; stop f\*cking with my mind if i may be so rude.
The Mountain trip
"hey, douche, shut up before i make you," kato said, "come on john." i followed him over to the building mr. savage had went in. we stood next to it away from the rest of the people, jake moved on to some other kid in the class.