Epigram

The performative anti-ai disclaimer is gonna be longer than the poem!

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Intrusive

disclaimer: i do not own the rights to the original makings or creation of "cujo". all credit is due to stephen king. yes, there stood i, and there sat i, wrapped deep in fog and timothy, looking at the boy, now what do i see?

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Metal Gear Solid Snake meets a talking folfeetah part 3

#3 of metal gear soild part 3 xd you know the disclaimers so meh :p \*at costa rica\* miller: alright snake we're as close where you meet michael with out scaring him. snake: okay kas i'll see you latter. chico let's go.

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College Life; Part One

#1 of college life disclaimer: luke cartholm is a roleplay/story version of my real self. however, nothing in this story is an accurate description of my life. neither is it an accurate representation of my personality.

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Introduction

If it is too much to endure, i encourage my readers to simply ignore these uploads but i will state this as a disclaimer in this introduction: i will be writing these from the day lucian began writing at the age of 9, to the age of 19 when he finally left

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Morals { Balto/Steele } (Short )

**disclaimer:** i do not own balto, or any of it's characters. **warning:** this is a **slash** story meaning that **two males** will be the **dominant pairing**. this is a **one-sided relationship** story. **~0\*0~0\*0~ story start!

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Mayday !!! Mayday !!! Mayday !!! ( 0 )

A disclaimer: all publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. the original characters and plot are the property of the author.

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Metal Gear Solid Snake meets a talking folfeetah part 1

#1 of metal gear soild i don't own mental gear solid sadly but now i disclaimed it you can't sue me :p enjoy (on radio) miller: snake be careful those woods are deep. i don't know how many dangerous animals are in there.

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The Hyena Prince: Prologue

#1 of the hyena prince **disclaimer** contains adult materials, if you are not 18, don't read it. if you read it and don't like it, well, that's your problem.

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Resurrection: Forward

disclaimer: i do not own the characters or story of the legend of spyro. they belong to activision. the story of a newcomer and the characters of alex, ferossa, and mera belong to the constitutionalist.

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10 Second Tip: STUCK on a Short Story?

**disclaimer:** _as with all advice, take what you can use and throw out the rest. as a multi-published author, i have been taught some fairly rigid rules on what is publishable and what is not.

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The First of the Many Adventures of Tony Prime

**chapter 1: the rift** _cue marvel studios fanfare_ _ **disclaimer: i do not own marvel or transformers. the only thing in this that i own is tony prime.** _ "what is that?" tony prime asked as he looked at a giant rift in the sky.

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