Madness, Starving, Hysterical
So someone bangs the front door in and starts having a shriek fit with her husband. This is unbecoming behavior, and reflects poorly on the entire household since you can probably the next block up the street. So I say, "Shut _up_." Not knowing I...
Wienners' FACTION - English Retranslation
FACTION, FACTION: It's an abstraction; enigmatic FACTION LIFE. FACTION LIFE: Mysterious, strange, and odd, and confusing us. When I reveal what is behind, my mind perceives unknown material. It's a FACTION, FACTION versus what is...
My take on English lyrics for "Chase" by Batta from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
> All my precious moments have been stolen away > By a demon that's invaded my whole life > If I do nothing, I may just collapse. > Acting unconcerned and so nonchalant, > Before I'd even noticed they'd been torn asunder > If I...
2023-09-11 Writing in 3D Excersize: Mall, Cooking Pot, Father and Son
The father's name was Bernard. The son's name was Gregory. "Tacos, Gregory. Tacos and pizza," Bernard was saying. "Right, okay." Gregory couldn't hold the camera steady to save his life, but he could vault the counters of the mall food court...
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened By Bertha Darnrash **Prologue** There are certain characters in this story. Characters that spend a great deal of...
Bottom Dweller
**Prologue** Up above me now are the eternally lit megalopoli where they have cars flying near the speed of light, doors that are always open for you, and interactive chairs that adjust to your comfort level when you sit on them, all with the touch a...
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to...
My SeaQuest Lyrics
Don't drown under the sea now You cannot breathe there under the sea Let's dump our trash in the ocean Exxon says animals live better with oil I once went for a drive out in the ocean I saw a fish It was big and so...
2021-08-30 Writing in 3D Exercise
"Gronk." The mighty bellow would be music to her ears. The studly song she imagined in her slumber brought to mind dreams of machismo and good wrasslin' arms. Oh, how she longed to hear that voice, but who it would belong to was a mystery for the ages....
2021-08-09 Writing in 3D Exercise
It was still early in the waning summer, yet I could see my breath in the night air. The loamy smell of the forest comforted me, and yet, here I was, two past midnight, directionless in these woods. I looked up, but could only glimpse a few tiny stars...
Long Live the Witch
" **Long Live the Witch"** **By Terry Echoes** The wind died down, as if it, too, was listening to Hannah's impassioned words. "This is an old woman who needs our help! Sometimes the biggest danger someone can face isn't horrific and sudden...
My Spider Dance Lyrics
The wounded soldier crosses the battlefield; what is the price of a purple heart? His soul crusts over bitterly, and I've got baking down to an art! My wicked eyes see eight times what they wanna see. Your miserly practice is oh so...