A Pocketful of Bombs

I was about to argue and say that i never fucked his mother, that i just wasn't into stumpy, dopey, slack-jawed, gap-toothed, mullet-wearing, chardonnay-drinking, man-eating, crack-headed, disease-carrying prostitutes anyway when another guy, a thickly built

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The new hive

I rarely venture to the local town only to pick up spices and other minor ingredients, they don't really like having to wait in the forest but the guards wouldn't take too kindly to 5 known man eating beasts walking into the area.

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Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Eight

I just had to get out of town first, or else risk another sighting of the "man eating dog." as i jogged, i found myself on a familiar road.

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Not So Different (Dragon hunter #2)

He lowered his head down so he could look me in the eye on the same level, "not unlike a man eating tiger. they cannot help but to keep killing humans to satisfy some strange need in them.

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Seeonee 2 - Chapter 10

"well, it's not every day you can say you've survived an attack by a man-eating tiger. and your body received some punishment. you're all bruised up." "yeah. that tiger threw me around a few times. he played with me like a cat with its prey."

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SY 04 - Actions and Consequences

Audio's eyes widened and he looked at kris as if he was seeing a man eating his last meal. "you haven't heard about mrs. darling? oh you poor boy!"

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The dragon who freed a village from another dragon

"my village is being plagued by a man-eating dragon. i've traveled here to find a knight who can free us. where can i find one?" a robust, mustached man got up from the furthest table, and with a low, powerful voice, proclaimed: "i am.

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Light Bane: Chapter 22

Hope it's sand dragon and not man-eating duneworms." "those things never exist, richie. i'm subterranean. i know what i'm talking about.

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Heart of the Forest ~ Chapter 3

_there's giant man-eating squid-sharks in the trenches off the western coast of mora.

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The Narrow Road in Morning Light

He spat the words _kitchen maid_ like a man eating a sour lemon. "and i'll leave you with wounds that will heal, eventually." "told your man yesterday...don't have the money." the tiger sighed, then nodded to another of his men.

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Wayward Scale: Orientation, season 1 transition

Snow let out a long sigh and added, "well, i watched a white man eat my father while we lived in alaska." " really?" "damn. hey uh, snow?" "yes. humans i guess like weasel meat. yes?" "you're single, right?" "maybe maybe not."

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The Discovery

"chapter one: proper care of your man eating space mucus." art paused. "should i continue?" cain sighed. "another instruction manual. figures. maybe another time."

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