The Science of Cake
_**Science is a great enemy That I have to fight every day. Though with age I become wiser, Science grows stronger anyway.**_ _**Mysteries get demystified, Chaos is then categorized. Anything that was once by chance Awesome is now simply...
For Sally, my love. <3
### _T'was never a moment after_ ### _The day she accepted my heart_ ### _That any trouble or misfortune_ ### _Could happiness from me part._ ### _The feelings from holding her paw_ ### _Are more warming than a hot sun._ ### _The sparkles that...
Otters and Elves - Poem for Skipper~Heart
_There always comes a time_ _When everyone hates you_ _For commiting a crime_ _That indeed was not true._ _Whether it be of loot_ _Or a break from the norm,_ _Society's a brute_ _And has a reckless form._ _This was the lesson learned_ _By...
Army Ranger - Poem for Wolf Trooper
_There are not many folks who can_ _Call themselves an Army Ranger._ _There are not many who can walk_ _Without fear in front of danger._ _When a fur is given the badge_ _That turns them into a Ranger,_ _He is given a title and_ _Honor that...
Shadows - Poem for Shadowshimmer
_Shadows._ _Undermined brother of all living beings._ _Natural born defiance of the sun._ _Invincible coolant of fur._ _Unknowable form._ _It was your shadow._ _Your shadow that darkened worlds._ _Your shadow blocks the light needed to see._...
Pingas Burrito - Poem for Solarian
_PINGAS BURRITO_ _GUACAMOLE STEW_ _CHING CHONG POTATO_ _CHIMICHANGA BREW_ _WAKKA WAKKA BEAN_ _SLAP YOU WITH A PIG_ _WATER TORTURE SLUT_ _FLIP FLOPPITY CIG_ _ANOREXIA_ _BORDER-LINE GROUPIE_ _INTRAUTERINE_ _BLOOPITY POOPIE_ ...
Colder than Snow, Warmer than Fur
_There is not a day that passes_ _Where I don't remember your name._ _It's like a chill that keeps me cold_ _And continues to make me lame._ _The touch of your body gave me_ _Armor to make it through each day._ _Your words were like a thick fur...
M3llo the Vixen - Free Art Raffle Prize
_There was once a vixen_ _By the name of M3llo._ _She's quite reserved, though kind_ _Was this charming, young soul._ _Soft and delicate was_ _Her crimson-coated fur._ _Every male who saw_ _Her would begin to stir._ _Her personality_ _Was one...
Poet's Greeting
_Hello there, how art thou?_ _How are you on this fine day?_ _I am well, as of now,_ _Although, well, I must say_ _That I hope your (furry) meeting_ _Was a success, and for_ _You that everything_ _Is going alright. And your_ _Road towards...
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A woman named Cynthia walked into a cabbage. The cabbage smelled funny. And so did Cynthia.
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"Let's play a game." Games are funny. Board games, video games, sports, and the like. Games bring out the competitive nature in some people. Games bring down the defenses of people that are always with their guard up. Games do...
The Return [Prologue]
Prince alexander wayne selenveen, helena marie selenveen and maxwell jacobs selenveen. the children of the last selenveen family head/king and the last selenveens in all of creation.