Daddy's Girl

He realized how absurd it was that he had so freely spoken filth all his life, but trying to talk about his daughter's period made him stammer. "you can, eventually, if you wanna, have a kid of your own.

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The Rave beyond; Transofrmation

And no doubt it doesn't get more absurd than this. but sometimes lunacy can be part of the fun, too. who wants to be an uptight ass all the time? at least here, e.t. freaks are home. and they use the far-off payphones alot.

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New Revelations

No, it was from that person's absurd idea. i relaxed slightly, knowing my thoughts were still private. "and no, we're not going to send him out there alone.

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Deteriorating

He laid a paw on chase's shoulder, which felt absurdly cold. this prompted the younger otter to look at him, wiping away nascent tears and giving a small forced smile. "it's okay dad" he said, a hint of guilt in his voice.

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The Art of Caring for Horns

That sounded absurd! why would a gentleman polish his horns? but before he could ask about that, his father answered. "you know the polish your mother sometimes puts on her hooves?"

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Loveless Incantation: Chapter 3

Now, i would chuckle at how absurd it is if someone had stated that this was “shadow, the commander of the undead army." but there's no doubt it's him. the fur, the eyes, and even the unusual mixed breed.

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OverIndulging

It had been there always, but the fact that he had made such an absurd breakfast and then his clothing choices had silenced it.

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21 Treasure

Don't be absurd." the dragon snorted in disgust. "you've taxed the life out of your citizens and your kingdom is in near ruin. your guards did not see fit to even try stop me. they're wise, king.

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The Squall: Chapter one

Shaun begins to laugh at the absurdity of his friend's prediction. "this is no laughing matter. you could die out there!" "listen, how many times have i gone out to sea?" "i lost count." "and how many times have i come back?"

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Chapter 4: Is it the End?

"from what you've told me about how you comforted him that sounds pretty absurd" the police officer said, with more confidence this time.

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Nobody's Servant, Part 14 - Living Situation

It's really just absurdly vast. it's considered a marvel here on paliputra, or anywhere, i'm sure. as far as choices go for moving an interplanetary capital to, it's not a bad one at all, even if it is out here at the edge of the ravel.

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