Inter-Dimensional Farm Story, Part 1: Introduction
Jordan stayed quiet and followed barry, promptly discovering two things: that his head was barely as high as the dog's tailhole, and that the dog could rip some goddamn noxious farts.
It Started With Toast - Chapt 6.txt
Ill kill that asshole crunch was thinking to himself. he was sitting there for nearly 20 minutes listening to cortex talk about extreme power and killing crash bandicoot so he may be rid of him forever. and what do i get out of this?
Hold me Close, Don't let go -preview-
Don't rush me you asshole, i'm dying here. i was about to open my mouth to reply, but he cut me off. "well?" he asked me again, tilting his head to the side and raising an eyebrow. i sighed.
Kiss of Destiny: Chapter 9
Why did i have to be such an asshole..." mittens heard him murmur to himself. mittens shifted closer to him. "i love that cat... she was one of the best things to ever happen to me..." she perked her ears up.
sora's love
Around" shadow said "i'd rather kick you're ass than kiss you're feet punk" sora said at those words shadow jumped on him but sora was very agile due to his trainning jumped aside making shadow crash into the wall "told you asshole
Courtship 2: Old Ghosts
I must be, since i'm sitting here listening to an asshole who dumped his boyfriend at the worst possible time in his life 'for his own good'!" he glared into my eyes, a sneer on his face. "spoiled brat!" "uncaring jerk!" i retorted.
Police Dog, Part 4: 1st Day On The Job
Jack was a veteran of gross pranks, and it showed: his butt, and as a result, his tailhole, was aimed right at their three faces. "hey! hey! i just got back! come on, you guys! you don't have to do this right _now_!"
The Furry Odd Couple
Kimberly turned around and bent over, exposing her tail-hole. "oh, i'll give you a reason to take a shower..." she said as two nipples, the size of q-tip heads, emerged from her rear.
One Lost Note Chapter 1
Looking up i see kevin,the school asshole,no one likes him,but he still tries to make it seem like that. he was "friends" with the meatheads of the school,so no one stood up to him. i was the exception.
Chasing the Sun - Chapter 15: The Trees Left Standing
"sorry, didn't know being a fuckin' asshole makes you _deaf_." his brother lunged at him, but he was prepared. he was pinned to the wall behind him with his brother trying to bite his neck, but he held him back.
The Three Kingdoms - Chapter Two
"you're an asshole thinking draconis can die that easily. i mean the thieves have no way of getting past those guards, with how well trained they are." she turned her back to him and sat on the desk.
The New Wolf Chapter 11
I was not going to be intimidated by this asshole. "no." claude just glared at me, his face contorting into a scowl. "sorry, but you misunderstood something. i am not asking you to stand down, chester. i am ordering you."