A Wayward Wyrm
I've heard of orcs and gnomes, but gnorcs?!" cynder called out as she very abruptly turned her head to glance at me with a snap movement.
Double Vision (Mavology IV)
"better a beanpole than a yard gnome!" laughed mav. "here's vlad, this lanky motherfucker with the weird hair~" "it's not weird! i just grew the top out and faded the sides!" vlad exclaimed. he pushed some of his locks of blonde hair out of his face.
Mixed-Field (Mavology V)
"but i rather be tall than a candidate for a garden gnome!" "at least you can reach the cereal in the cupboard..." chuckled vlad with a grin at his eldest brother. "do you need a stepstool when you fuck your wife?" mav laughed.